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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11595 on: September 24, 2012, 09:01:21 pm »
Granted, it appears above your head.

I wish I had a safe, legal, functional laptop.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11596 on: September 25, 2012, 11:09:05 am »
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on September 24, 2012, 09:01:21 pm
Granted, it appears above your head.

I wish I had a safe, legal, functional laptop.
The laptop is legal. The child porn on it is not.

I wish people would think EVEN MORE about their current wish.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11597 on: September 25, 2012, 12:11:23 pm »
Quote from: tomio175 on September 25, 2012, 11:09:05 am
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on September 24, 2012, 09:01:21 pm
Granted, it appears above your head.

I wish I had a safe, legal, functional laptop.
The laptop is legal. The child porn on it is not.

I wish people would think EVEN MORE about their current wish.
Granted, everyone thinks about their current wish so long they die of starvation.

I wish I had the most delicious (non-lethal non-toxic non-stolen non-allergenic non-insanity causing and edible) pie ever to exist in my possession, and that I would eat it.
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pisskop

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11598 on: September 25, 2012, 01:47:37 pm »
Granted, it makes you constipated,

I wish I had 25 hours in a day.  Just me.
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Lagslayer

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11599 on: September 25, 2012, 03:25:27 pm »
Granted. You go back in time an hour after you have been sitting at your computer for an hour. You suddenly trying to occupy the same space with yourself from 1 hour ago causes yours and yours molecules to rapidly repel each other for being to close, and you both explode.

I wish I was on fire and freezing at the same time.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11600 on: September 25, 2012, 04:24:43 pm »
Granted your now permanently in orbit around the sun at the right distance to freeze/burn at the same time.

I wish that people were able to tell other people intentions by sight.
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pisskop

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11601 on: September 25, 2012, 04:41:38 pm »
Granted.  New law requires civilians to exercise 90 minutes daily.  Failure to pass a fitness exam will result in fines and ultimately prision.

I wish everybody took more responsibility for their (in)actions.
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11602 on: September 25, 2012, 05:14:59 pm »
Granted, you are promptly executed for all of your accumulated misdeeds.

I wish I had a functional, top-of-the-line laptop with no illegal files or programs.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11603 on: September 25, 2012, 05:17:03 pm »
Granted, but why is is calling itself I and demanding just compensation?

I wish for a microchip in my brain that 'played' (via stimulating the auditory nerves) music beamed in from any source I chose.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11604 on: September 25, 2012, 05:24:27 pm »
granted, however, the highly experimental technology eventually misfires and damages your brain.
I wish i had a rocket launcher.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11605 on: September 25, 2012, 05:28:24 pm »
Granted.*

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I wish politicians weren't so liable to corruption and/or acts of stupidity.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11606 on: September 25, 2012, 05:34:54 pm »
Now they're liable for good-old fashioned revolt and violent dictatorship!

I wish the Deadpool game was with me.
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11607 on: September 25, 2012, 06:36:03 pm »
Granted. Deadpool is playing a lethal game with you.

I wish that the AI on my new laptop was friendly.
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Dunamisdeos

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11608 on: September 25, 2012, 09:53:19 pm »
It is very friendly. To other sentient AI bent on extermination of all non-mechanical life.

I wish for a delicious porkchop.
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11609 on: September 25, 2012, 10:24:16 pm »
Granted. You get attacked by vegetarians. Huh, elephants are vegetarians.

I wish my laptop AI followed Asimov's three laws of robotics to the spirit of the law.
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