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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11430 on: September 09, 2012, 07:42:41 am »

Granted. You travel forward in time at a rate of one century per day.

I wish that I knew the best thing to do at all times.
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Dsarker

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11431 on: September 09, 2012, 08:01:25 am »

Granted. You know nothing.

I wish for anything other than nothing.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11432 on: September 09, 2012, 08:04:53 am »

Granted. You get killed.

I wish that I knew the best something to do at all times.
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Dsarker

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11433 on: September 09, 2012, 08:06:34 am »

Granted. You forget everything else, including how to do the best something, and the last best something to do.

I wish I knew Koine.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11434 on: September 17, 2012, 04:01:33 pm »

Granted: you forget every other language you know.

I wish I could think logically when doing mathematics and physics. Mathematics and physics seem to be alien and incomprehensible to me because of my problems with logic.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11435 on: September 17, 2012, 09:30:18 pm »

Granted. You lose all capacity for emotion and everyone you loved once abandons you.

I wish for omnipotence.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11436 on: September 17, 2012, 10:07:02 pm »

You become all powerful. However you become continually more removed from the rest of humanity,who seems to become increasingl fragile and antlike in your eyes. With no one to truly share your existence with you live a lonely and dejected existence.
I wish for the power to heal the ills of others.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11437 on: September 17, 2012, 10:09:42 pm »

Granted. You gain the ability to absorb the ills of others.

I wish that I were an Oscar-Meyer wiener~
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11438 on: September 17, 2012, 10:16:43 pm »

Do I even need to corrupt that? Granted.


I wish for a genie that grants wishes according to my intent and not through amusing word twisting.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11439 on: September 17, 2012, 10:22:55 pm »

Granted. Good thing, I'm kinda hungry.

I wish I was NOT an Oscar Meyer weiner,
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11440 on: September 17, 2012, 10:23:43 pm »

(You become an Oscar-Meyer wiener, unfortunatly everyone falls in love with you, you are unable to protect yourself from ceaseless ravaging, because you are a Hot Dog.)
In a moment of poor thought, you wish for infinite kisses or something. Your body deteriorates under the strain.
I wish for an enhanced intellect.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11441 on: September 17, 2012, 10:25:37 pm »

Your intellect is enhanced to the point where your brain has to overwrite itself to remember everything. You literally forget how to breathe.

I wish for a hamburger that will not harm me.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11442 on: September 17, 2012, 10:27:49 pm »

You get a vegan burger.


I wish for love.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11443 on: September 17, 2012, 10:37:03 pm »

It's unrequited. And I don't mind vegan burgers, so HAH!

I wish for the ability to control the outcome of dice I roll.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11444 on: September 17, 2012, 11:14:56 pm »

Granted, but everyone knows you're cheating.

I wish I was surrounded by beautiful women.
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