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Phantom of The Library

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #9270 on: December 24, 2011, 10:59:02 am »
Quote from: New Guy on December 24, 2011, 10:55:10 am
I wish the poster above me wished for something.
Granted, he wished that the person below the person below him would make his wish for him.

He wishes that he was the walrus.
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Quote from: dermonster on January 25, 2013, 05:54:04 pm
This is what happens when we randomly murder people.

You get attacked by a Yandere triangle monster.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #9271 on: December 24, 2011, 11:00:41 am »
He becomes the Walrus.

Unfortunately Walrus's can't breathe in the vacuum of space.

I wish for INFINITE !!!TIME!!!
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #9272 on: December 24, 2011, 11:05:18 am »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on December 24, 2011, 11:00:41 am
I wish for INFINITE !!!TIME!!!

Granted, but since time is already infinite it just catches on fire eternally destroying everything but itself.


I wish I had some tea.
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Quote from: dermonster on January 25, 2013, 05:54:04 pm
This is what happens when we randomly murder people.

You get attacked by a Yandere triangle monster.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #9273 on: December 24, 2011, 12:10:33 pm »
It's cold.

I wish I had some nice warm tea.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #9274 on: December 24, 2011, 12:12:58 pm »
Quote from: terkiey on December 24, 2011, 12:10:33 pm
I wish I had some nice warm tea.

Granted but then I steal it from you and drink it myself.

I wish that my oatmeal cookies were already done and out of the oven, ready to eat.
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This is what happens when we randomly murder people.

You get attacked by a Yandere triangle monster.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #9275 on: December 24, 2011, 01:22:25 pm »
Quote from: Phantom of The Library on December 24, 2011, 12:12:58 pm
Quote from: terkiey on December 24, 2011, 12:10:33 pm
I wish I had some nice warm tea.

Granted but then I steal it from you and drink it myself.

I wish that my oatmeal cookies were already done and out of the oven, ready to eat.

They're burnt.

I wish for non-burnt oatmeal cookies.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #9276 on: December 24, 2011, 02:30:46 pm »
They were never baked.

I wish I could think of a wish.
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Does anything bad happen if you accuse someone of being a night creature and they aren't?
Yes, they call you a rasict, and then they shot you and take your cocaine.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #9277 on: December 24, 2011, 02:35:09 pm »
You wish to be castrated. For once it isn't corrupted.

I wish I could cure cancer.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #9278 on: December 24, 2011, 02:40:26 pm »
Quote from: Sirus on December 24, 2011, 02:35:09 pm
You wish to be castrated. For once it isn't corrupted.

I wish I could cure cancer.

You can now cure it by death.

I wish I knew what to wish for.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #9279 on: December 24, 2011, 02:45:11 pm »
Granted. You know what to wish for, but you lose your ability to make wishes.

I wish people would stop making "I wish I knew what to wish for/to think of a wish" wishes.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #9280 on: December 24, 2011, 03:03:57 pm »
Granted but now they only wish for the power of FUS ROH DAH! the most annoying meme ever invented.

I wish that the PBM had and afro
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Quote from: dermonster on January 25, 2013, 05:54:04 pm
This is what happens when we randomly murder people.

You get attacked by a Yandere triangle monster.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #9281 on: December 24, 2011, 06:30:32 pm »
His afro also goes blonde...

I wish my skin was purple.
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Does anything bad happen if you accuse someone of being a night creature and they aren't?
Yes, they call you a rasict, and then they shot you and take your cocaine.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #9282 on: December 24, 2011, 07:50:01 pm »
Quote from: terkiey on December 24, 2011, 06:30:32 pm
I wish my skin was purple.
Granted through ingestion of silver nitrate your skin turns purple, however you are shunned by society and forced to live in a cave by a superstitious Amish town who periodically hold demon hunts to search for you.

I wish that I had a shark hat to go along with my catfish hat.
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Quote from: dermonster on January 25, 2013, 05:54:04 pm
This is what happens when we randomly murder people.

You get attacked by a Yandere triangle monster.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #9283 on: December 24, 2011, 08:04:21 pm »
Quote from: Phantom of The Library on December 24, 2011, 07:50:01 pm
I wish that I had a shark hat to go along with my catfish hat.

You have a -live- sharkfish hat now. Congrats!

I wish I had blazing-ly fast internetz :3
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #9284 on: December 24, 2011, 08:15:56 pm »
It is so blazing-ly fast that it sets fire to your house.

I wish that I had green hair so I could fuck the rules.
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Does anything bad happen if you accuse someone of being a night creature and they aren't?
Yes, they call you a rasict, and then they shot you and take your cocaine.
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