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[Angel Of Death]

Granted, you go to bed a few hours earlier. While you're asleep somebody breaks in, covers the whole house with flamable material and sets it aflame. You perish in the fire.

I wish I had Manhunt 2.

[Strife26]

Granted. Moral guardians picket your house.



I wish that I had Pokemon Black.

[Angel Of Death]

Granted, you now have Pokemon Black! Sadly, the game is mishapen and crushed. It only runs for three seconds before destroying your DS.

I wish I had intelligence.

[Strife26]

Granted. Intelligence is yours ultimate intelligence! You're effectively a god! However, you've lost the ability to do anything other than fondly regard creation.



I wish that I could type slightly faster.

[lemon10]

Granted, but you type so fast that every time you touch a keyboard it gets destroyed by your crazy fast typing.

I wish i had a shark with that could fire "friken laser beams" (that wouldn't attack/laser me).

[AntiAntiMatter]

Granted. Your laser shark kills all of your friends and family.

I wish that people were not greedy.

[Angel Of Death]

Granted. People are no longer greedy. Animals are, though. Animals eventually take over humans and use them as slaves.

I wish for fish!

[Urist Imiknorris]

Granted. Your home is filled with rotting halibut.

I wish for a time-travel machine so I could go back in time and slap my current self for staying up so late.

[AntiAntiMatter]

Granted. Your past self attacks you and steals the time machine when you attempt to attack him, creating a time paradox and breaking the time-space continuum.

I wish that the world had fewer dictatorships.

[Zyzarda]

Granted. There are less dictatorships, Sadly, dictatorships are more important than you think. The world spirals into chaos less than a month later.

I wish I wasn't depressed.

[Strife26]

Granted. You're happy now! For some strange reason, actually wishing in the Corrupt a wish thread was completely and totally successful! When you realize this fact, you die of shock.


I wish for a new pair of combat gloves.

[Urist Imiknorris]

Granted. They cause you to uncontrollably punch anyone you meet.

I wish for my time machine back.

[AntiAntiMatter]

Granted. It is now in the 'wanted vehicle' rosters of at least three dozen intertemporal agencies, who are mercilessly hunting it and your past self down.

I wish that I could alter reality at will.

[Strife26]

Granted. Kang the conqueror doesn't respond well to his time-take-over plan being disrupted.


I wish that everyone who read that knows who Kang is . . .

[Blackdutchie]

Everyone now knows who Kang is, unfortunately they all see him as a rolemodel now, and he is much displeased.

I wish i could turn my emotions on and off at will.