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Angel Of Death

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7395 on: March 19, 2011, 05:24:44 am »
Granted, you now live a perfect life. As a matter of fact, it's so perfect that eventually everybody gets jealous of you and attempts to kill you. Your life goes from perfect to utter shit in moments.

I wish for a ZOMBIE SLAYING +2 MACHETE!!!!
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GamerKnight

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7396 on: March 19, 2011, 05:32:28 am »
Granted, but now someone injects you with the zombie virus and kill you with the machete when you turn.

I want to wake up one day in a Vault from the Fallout series.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7397 on: March 19, 2011, 05:36:50 am »
Quote from: GamerKnight on March 19, 2011, 05:32:28 am
Granted, but now someone injects you with the zombie virus and kill you with the machete when you turn.

I want to wake up one day in a Vault from the Fallout series.
Granted, you wake up in a Vault from the Fallout series. Sadly, it is overrun by mutants who quickly kill you.

I wish for Toady One.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7398 on: March 19, 2011, 06:31:38 am »
Granted, you now own Toady One as a slave. Unfortunately (for you) he kills you and escapes.

I wish for a big pizza pie.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7399 on: March 19, 2011, 10:48:52 am »
Granted. Itsa big pizza pie-a!
That's also really deliciouso!
You happily tuck in and devour a few slices, saving the rest for leftovers.

Sadly, it contained trace amounts of 126SN. You die of gamma radiation poisoning.


I wish for a baseball bat.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7400 on: March 19, 2011, 10:55:19 am »
Granted, it falls on your head.

I wish I could beat Punch-out!!.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7401 on: March 19, 2011, 11:01:24 am »
Granted. However, the shock of actually winning gives you a heart attack and kills you.

I wish that I could break reality.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7402 on: March 19, 2011, 11:09:17 am »
Granted. You break reality, killing every life-form known to man.

I wish for a million dollars.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7403 on: March 19, 2011, 11:16:07 am »
Granted. Old Zimbabwe dollars, but dollars nevertheless.


I that this room was two degrees (using the F scale) warmer than it is right now.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7404 on: March 19, 2011, 09:00:26 pm »
Granted.

It is also underwater. You drown.

I wish for a giant midget to attack my enemies.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7405 on: March 19, 2011, 09:04:04 pm »
Granted. You receive a massively oversized dwarven servant. Alas, Urist McGiant goes berserk due to your inability to satisfy his strange mood, starting a tantrum spiral that eventually destroys the human race. 

i wish that I could breath underwater.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7406 on: March 19, 2011, 09:05:22 pm »
Granted. You can breath air now though.

I wish that I was neutered.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7407 on: March 19, 2011, 11:50:33 pm »
Granted. You are now a genderless freak.

I wish I could draw awesome art.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7408 on: March 20, 2011, 12:29:18 am »
Granted but your hands are cut off in a freak accident the next day.

I wish my wish wasn't always corrupted.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7409 on: March 20, 2011, 12:34:16 am »
Granted. However, you now have no more wishes to be corrupted.

I wish that I had gone to bed a couple of hours ago.
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