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[pikachu17]

You are better at corrupting wishes, but only your own. Soon you are attacked by mutant sentient beer when you are thirsty.

I wish I didn't have a battle axe.

[VolcanoQueen]

You now have two battle axes instead of a singular battle axe.

I wish I could focus on my homework for long enough to do anything productive.

[TalonisWolf]

Granted, you're so focused on your homework you wither away and die because you abandoned your health and wellbeing.

Monkeys wish for Bananas.

[pikachu17]

The monkeys attack you, because you are bananas.

I wish I was blessed.

[Stirk]

Granted! You sneeze. A bunch of people bless you.

I wish roads would never get icy.

[MoonyTheHuman]

Granted, they get lubed with petroleum jelly instead.

I wish i had a better wishgranter.

[Sir Elventide]

Nice to meet you. My name is Sir Elventide and I am better at granting wishes than you.

I wish to be rich

[Dunamisdeos]

You are now cheesecake. You taste rich and delicious.

I wish I was an Oscar Meyer weiner.

[Eric Blank]

Granted, but everyone wants to kill and eat you, obviously. I really dont know what you expected.

I wish I could take a 2-hour power nap and suddenly be completely refreshed for another night of furious laborious box-throwing.

[Gigabytebob]

Granted but the boxes throw you

I wish the wolf in eric's pic would stop vibrating like he is having a seizure

[KittyTac]

Now the wolf is bleeding.

I wish for a top-end gaming PC.

[dustywayfarer]

Granted, but your ability to do anything besides furiously game is almost completely curtailed. They find you a year later after your bank runs out of money to auto-pay your bills, dessicated by the heat and airflow from your cooling system and surrounded by the detritus of your last great gaming binge. The rig is still on, and the screen says,

Game Over

Score: Elite (9,999), 10E1337 Credits

Press [Space] Commander

I wish to be a bugger queen from the Ender's Game series by Card.

[TalonisWolf]

Granted, but some boy believing he's only in a simulation wipes you- and the rest of your kind- out. Apparently your kind was at war with them or some odd thing...

I wish people wouldn't wish they were things from pop culture which are known to have died- they make it too easy.

[Sir Elventide]

Granted, now they wish they were you instead and your friends and family can't tell the difference.

I wish to rule over all of the Grammar Nazis.

[Paxiecrunchle]

Granted but you soon face a mass insurrection and some infighting amongst those who use British English and those that use American English.

I wish that everyone[the usual definition, not someone named ''everyone''] ,myself included would be allowed to make as many 3 wishes each time they corrupt a wish, to be clear I wish for implicit rule of '' one corruption= one new wish'' to stop being practiced and replaced with ''make up to three wishes depending on however many of the former three wishes get corrupted. so that if someone makes three wishes but if someone only grants two then whoever comes after him has to deal with the she did not corrupt and so on.

Of course, I am sure this new system is rife for abuse and corruption which makes it perfect.