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[Paxiecrunchle]

Granted, I hear nightshade berries taste delicious.

I wish that my hair was always fabulous.

[Sir Elventide]

Granted. However, having fabulous hair requires excessive nutrients from your body. You are now a desiccated corpse with beautiful hair.

I wish that Junji Ito's horror manga were scarier.

[Maximum Spin]

Granted. They are all replaced with compact nuclear devices. The world is now a scarier place.

I wish Cthulhu would wake up.

[kingawsume]

Granted; He goes back to sleep, saying "Wake me up in 5 millennia..."

I wish Dwarf Fortress could be rendered in 3D graphics, vanilla.

[Puppyguard]

Granted! Dwarf fortress can now be played in vanilla ice cream!
WARNING: Playing for more than 20 minutes will cause the ice cream to melt destroying your fort. Refridgeration will slow down the fort to 1/100th speed.

I wish for kingawsume to become a King of thick pastry noodles.

[Mathel]

Granted. And Puppyguard becomes a thick pastry noodle, subject to kingawsume.

I wish to have a "hammerspace" bag.

[Puppyguard]

Granted, but you also get a massive hammer landing on you from space, killing you.

I wish to overthrow kingawsume.

[kingawsume]

Granted, but my millions of clones reclaim my throne.

I wish to remain contentedly full for the rest of my natural lifetime.

[Paxiecrunchle]

Granted, but the person physically closest to you shall feel hungry the rest of their life and will somehow know that this is your fault.
 look forward to being hated in perpetuity, most likely.


I wish I knew what species kingawesume's avatar is and where he got it from.

[Maximum Spin]

Congratulations, you have learned about the unseemly horror from beyond reality that kingawsume's avatar depicts. You will spend the rest of your life gibbering in an asylum and trying to scrawl runes of warding in your own blood.

I wish for the stain Paxiecrunchle's curiosity has brought upon the world would be purged.

[TalonisWolf]

Granted, and with it any trace... including you and everyone else in this thread. Enjoy non-existence.

[Puppyguard]

Enjoy non-existence.

Is that a wish? I guess it's close enough.

Granted, you enjoy non-existence very much.

I wish to exist again.

[Maximum Spin]

Granted.


I, however, still don't exist, so I can't wish.

Sorry.

[Dunamisdeos]

I wish Maximum Spin existed in such a capacity as to participate in wishgames.

[kingawsume]

Grajted, but nothing else seems to exist around him, so he can participate in the wishing game... for about 3 seconds before his body becomes a tube for organ paste to flow out of his mouth.