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[Lenglon]

Granted.

I wish that Mallos had never posted in this thread.

[Mathel]

Granted. You just created a timeline, which is shifted 1hour and 17minutes to the future from this one, and in which Mallos never replied to me that Bay12ers are not people, nor created the wish you grantes. Be glad it did not affect this timeline, or else we would have a self-negation paradox on our hands.

I wish that "Unsanity: Everything goes" would be updated by Person once a week.

[Puppyguard]

Granted. They update only one word at a time, so it takes several years for a full update to be complete.

I wish for a puppy.

[Eric Blank]

Granted, but it has rabies.

I wish for eternal happiness for everyone, including me.

[Mathel]

Granted. It takes a lot of arranging of afterlives to pair up all the sadists with the masochists.

I wish that the next poster's wish involves exploding fish, but does not involve me (not even implicitly).

[Puppyguard]

Granted. The next posters wish involves exploding fish.

I wish for a T-shirt that says exploding fish on it.

[Ultimuh]

Granted. You are that fish.

I wish the next wish involved Mary Poppins.

[Rethi-Eli]

Wish granted.

I wish for Mary Poppins to beat the life out of Ultimuh.

[Puppyguard]

Granted. Mary Poppins beats the life out of Ultimuh by using your dead body.

I wish for Mary Poppins to be deleted from existence.

[Mallos]

Who's Mary Poppins?

I wish for the next wish to be backwards and upside down, like so: ɔɥᴉɔʞǝu

[Rethi-Eli]

You just gave me dylseiax

[Puppyguard]

Granted, but only one person in the entire world can see it, and unfortunately he's dead.

I wish for Reth-Eli's dyslexia to be cured.

[Mallos]

Granted. Reth-Eli, a coca farmer in Columbia, has no dyslexia though. Might want to spell your friend's name right the next time you type a wish.

I wish for the next post to be entirely in Russian.

[Puppyguard]

Granted, but only yourself in another timeline can see it, and you aren't born in that timeline.

I wish for the person who grants this wish to explode into cheese without anything else happening to the universe.

[Mallos]

Granted, but my stand immediately grabs an alternate-dimension me for my consciousness to inhabit. Although my previous iteration has just erupted into cheese, I am ultimately still alive.

I wish for the person who grants this wish to be someone other than Puppyguard or myself.