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Adragis

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21180 on: April 17, 2015, 10:05:44 am »
Here is your corruption, also known as a brain tumour.

I wish for a spoon
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21181 on: April 17, 2015, 11:34:02 am »
Granted. It is made of lead.

In wish for love.
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I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

Adragis

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21182 on: April 17, 2015, 11:36:07 am »
I can't  bring myself to truly corrupt that, so you get my spoon.

I wish for less moral fiber.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21183 on: April 17, 2015, 11:40:41 am »
Granted. Nobody feels responsible for murdering you.

I wish for more moral fiber
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

Adragis

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21184 on: April 17, 2015, 11:51:32 am »
Bran contains fiber: have some bran floating in holy water.

I wish for the blood of the innocent
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21185 on: April 17, 2015, 12:13:13 pm »
Granted. It's a totally innocent guy who killed 74 people.
I wish for ninjas.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21186 on: April 17, 2015, 03:23:10 pm »
Granted, you get so many ninjas that The Law of conservation of ninjitsu forces them to immediately trip over and fall on their swords

I wish for a cure to every known disease
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21187 on: April 17, 2015, 03:24:52 pm »
Granted. It's cyanide. Since the person is dead, the disease is technically gone, an as such cured.

I wish for animu.
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Tawa

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21188 on: April 17, 2015, 03:26:53 pm »
Granted. "Animu" is a newly developed type of nuclear bomb, which quickly eradicates Europe.

Oh, wait, did you mean "animé"?

I wish for a tie.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21189 on: April 17, 2015, 03:51:03 pm »
Granted, but the tie is trying to strangle you.

I wish for a cooked lobster.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21190 on: April 17, 2015, 03:55:32 pm »
Granted. You're the lobster.

I wish for less people to try and confuse me.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21191 on: April 17, 2015, 04:13:06 pm »
Granted. They confound you instead.

I wish I had perfect marks in all my classes.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21192 on: April 17, 2015, 04:14:35 pm »
Granted. You write perfectly straight lines on your desk every time you have a lecture. You are fined for your misdemeanor.

I wish it was audible when I did air guitars.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21193 on: April 19, 2015, 02:50:59 am »
Granted; henceforth, your every hand-motion causes a terrible keening noise. Scientiests wanted to lock you up in a lab for study for the rest of your life, but you were brick'd to death by a very annoyed mob first.

I wish the cats in Japan liked me more.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21194 on: April 19, 2015, 02:53:00 am »
Granted. They like you so much they will just not stay away, no matter what. Also, you're now allergic to cats.

I wish I didn't drop games so often.
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