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Author Topic: Corrupt a wish!  (Read 1290677 times)

hops

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21165 on: April 06, 2015, 10:47:11 pm »
Granted. It's because the universe hates you. Oh wait, that's not even a corruption. Um. A piano falls on you.

I wish to have my life narrated by Rucks, from Bastion.
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Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21166 on: April 08, 2015, 04:34:10 am »
Granted,
S/he turns it into a literal hell.

I wish for something that is moral
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Evonix

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21167 on: April 13, 2015, 02:36:09 pm »
You get a block of wood...            do!
                                   do!    do!
                                       do!
I wish I had more cake.
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Has descended into madness

Eric Blank

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21168 on: April 13, 2015, 02:55:05 pm »
Granted. You also have diabetes. Hurray!

I wish to be a genie so I can fuck with everyone forever.
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I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

Tawa

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21169 on: April 13, 2015, 02:57:34 pm »
Granted, but the first guy to find your lamp wishes that he was also a genie. Your first idea to screw with him is to make him you, but you suddenly unbecome a genie.

I wish for a business suit.
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Adragis

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21170 on: April 17, 2015, 01:48:26 am »
Well, law is a business, so I'll involve you in a lawsuit. Better get a good lawyer.

I wish for a lawyer.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21171 on: April 17, 2015, 05:32:53 am »
Granted. Prepare to pay lawyer bills...

I wish to be paid lawyer bills
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Alig88or

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21172 on: April 17, 2015, 06:14:29 am »
Granted, but you have to become a lawyer and go to college for quite a few years.

I wish I could become a lawyer without going to college.
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Adragis

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21173 on: April 17, 2015, 06:22:59 am »
Granted: It's all counterfeit and you're dragged into a lawsuit.

I wish I could wipe all traces of my identity from the Internet, maintaining a false one.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21174 on: April 17, 2015, 08:42:55 am »
Granted,
The identity you now have is your a genocidal mass murderer who loves to torture the victims before killing and eating them.

I wish for a clock
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BlitzDungeoneer

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21175 on: April 17, 2015, 08:45:50 am »
Granted. It's broken.

I wish for a 3DS.
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Adragis

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21176 on: April 17, 2015, 09:04:44 am »
Granted, but the 3D is jammed on and the touch screen doesn't work.

I wish for SCP-343
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21177 on: April 17, 2015, 09:25:01 am »
Granted. He erases you from existence.

I wish for money.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21178 on: April 17, 2015, 09:34:47 am »
Granted. Your drowning in solid gold!

I wish that the Entire Omniverse and reality as we know it would crumble to dust and primordial chaos for all eternity. ((Try Corrupting that!))
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BlitzDungeoneer

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21179 on: April 17, 2015, 09:36:06 am »
Granted. It does so for all of one second, before returning, exactly the same a sbefore.

I wish for corruption.
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