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IronTomato

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19395 on: July 11, 2014, 08:19:46 pm »
Granted. Everyone understands you, because everyone is you.

I wish for an orange soda.
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Scotsmen

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19396 on: July 11, 2014, 08:24:59 pm »
Granted. It drinks you.

I wish for the heat to go away.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19397 on: July 11, 2014, 08:30:42 pm »
Quote from: Scotsmen on July 11, 2014, 08:24:59 pm
Granted. It drinks you.

I wish for the heat to go away.
Granted. It is 0 degrees Celsius forever.

I wish that I didn't have this weird stomach feeling.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19398 on: July 11, 2014, 09:04:53 pm »
Granted, you now have this weird tentacle flailing.

I wish for wolf ears and a wolf tail.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19399 on: July 11, 2014, 09:05:38 pm »
Granted. You also get the wolf's corpse.

I wish for a tame pet pterodactyl.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19400 on: July 11, 2014, 09:06:15 pm »
Granted, I order it to eat you and it does so.

I wish for vague terms.
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Alev

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19401 on: July 11, 2014, 09:16:01 pm »
Quote from: Worldmaster27 on July 11, 2014, 09:06:15 pm
Granted, I order it to eat you and it does so.

I wish for vague terms.
Granted, but not exactly.

I wish that I ate that rattlesnake sausage I saw a while ago.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19402 on: July 11, 2014, 09:18:51 pm »
Granted, but it was a "rattlesnake's sausage", rather than a rattlesnake sausage.

I wish for euphemisms.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19403 on: July 11, 2014, 11:36:06 pm »
Granted, but you're still not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

I wish for a nice soothing thunderstorm to lull me to sleep.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19404 on: July 11, 2014, 11:38:36 pm »
Granted, it lulls you to sleep just before a serial killer sneaks into your home, who proceeds to kill you in your sleep. Keheheheh!

I wish for fireworks halfway across the world.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19405 on: July 11, 2014, 11:48:38 pm »
Granted. Said fireworks are charged to your credit card, and there were a lot of fireworks. Also there was a catering team.

I wish for a nap...
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19406 on: July 12, 2014, 01:28:50 am »
Granted. You sleep for two weeks straight, as if dead, and are buried. You wake up in a coffin.

I wish to win thousands of dollars at the casino.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19407 on: July 12, 2014, 01:36:29 am »
Granted, you won a thousand dollar and got your picture taken. When you walk out the mafia want their money back.


I wish everyone have a personal jetpack
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19408 on: July 12, 2014, 02:26:24 am »
Granted. They get a scraped in their knees and become Skyrim guards.

I wish it wasn't inevitable.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19409 on: July 12, 2014, 02:38:29 am »
Granted,it is terrifying.

I wish for food that's even faster then fast food.
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