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[Varee]

Granted all food become MREs


I wish grammar nazis are gone

[Lyeos]

Granted, but that wish was technically incorrect, so they've gone to your house to beat you into a bloody pulp.

I wish for a nuclear apocalypse.

[jaxy15]

Granted. You are slowly ripped apart by deathclaws.

I wish for mosquitoes to die out forever.

[TD1]

Granted. Alligators with wings evolve to take their place, and they get everywhere.

I wish the above was true.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted, as your wish is the wish above this one, it is true. It cannot go any further than that.

I wish for cheap autographed souvenirs.

[Scotsmen]

Granted. However, the autographs are fake, and you are arrested for forgery.

I wish for a forge.

[Alev]

Granted. You are now the mayor of Pigeon Forge, Tennessee.

I wish for a wide brimmed hat that makes this wish uncorruptable.

[Scotsmen]

Granted. However, I have a small-brimmed hat that let's me corrupt this wish anyway.

I wish for a hat.

[jaxy15]

Granted. It is made of steel and has insanely sharp spikes on the inside.

I wish for cavemen.

[Lyeos]

Ranted, you get a rabid caveman in your room at night. With a very, very large club!

I wish for an alligator that tries to be a frog in the subway.

[Comrade Shamrock]

Granted while trying to restrain him you are squished by the 10:30 train, sadly your body is never recovered.

I wish for a muffin and I mean a really nice muffin.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted, the muffin is really nice in the fact that it is lawful. However, it's lawful stupid. It catches you jaywalking.

I wish that jaywalking wasn't a crime.

[Comrade Shamrock]

Granted, you are the first pedestrian killed jaywalking after it is made legal.

I wish for a roman legion to invade Britain again.

[TD1]

Granted. Northern Ireland, England, Wales and Scotland rally and push 'em into the sea from whence they came. Except for you. You're just killed.

I wish that the above didn't happen, including the legion invading us. 'Twould be bad for Anglo-Italian relations

[Worldmaster27]

Granted, instead Canada conquers you and turns you all into polar bears and lumberjacks and force every citizen to work in maple syrup mines. No pushes back, because you didn't want them to.

I wish Canada was a world power.