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[GrizzlyAdamz]

Granted. But x₂ also is now (x₁+1)

I wish the assassin's creed team would slow down releases and put more into their franchise.

[Remuthra]

Granted. We eagerly await the release of Assasin's Creed Forever.

I wish the axiom of the decimal system was shifted to 11 in the previous action.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Granted. Through a strange quirk of fate, Deca, the Greek word for 10, comes into being meaning 11 instead. Thus a
'Decimal' system is one which counts to 11 & then restarts. This doesn't displace the base-10 system the world developed around, which is now called Remuthraisstupidicus or RIS as most call it. No one is the wiser, except Remuthra.


I wish to know how one explores hell in the game Terraria.

[RAM]

A: Be a character in the game.
B: Steal resources.
C: Die.
D: Explore.

I wish that I wanted to play Dwarf Fortress.

[P(ony)SI]

Granted. You want to play it, but you don't get to be able to due to it crashing everytime you run it on your computer.

I wish for a post after this post.

[Corai]

Granted. You want to play it, but you don't get to be able to due to it crashing everytime you run it on your computer.

I wish for a post after this post.

Never said what kind of post. So have a wall after your post.



I wish someone will make a response to something in this thread, and or press the 'save' button while making a new message.

[P(ony)SI]

Wish granted. However, in this case, I interpret "and or" as meaning AND and XOR, which means that both conditions must be true, but both conditions can not be the same.
Since such a paradox can not be averted in this case, I win.

I wish for a water bottle.

[RAM]

Water bottle of unusual size? too easy...
Bottle of water and unpleasant soluble compounds? Not subtle enough...
Water bottle in location that one would typically prefer not to have a water bottle occupy? Please, we have some standards...
Water bottle with extreme velocity? It's been done...

Water bottle with temporal off-set of 1 second, causing it to react to the forces it was under one second ago? Well, going to have to settle for something, may as well be this...

I wish for money.

[Just Some Guy]

Granted. You get 1 mark. From 1922.
I wish people stopped posting meta wishes.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Granted, they all start wishing for sunglasses instead.

I wish for sunglasses.

[P(ony)SI]

Wish granted. You receive a pair of sunglasses, that, once put on, allows you to view the sun in its entirety without any filters whatsoever; this blinds you for the rest of your life.

I wish that quantum physics and quantum mechanics weren't so complicated.

[Mlamlah]

The universe stops working properly, planets and stars never form.

I wish for turkey bacon.

[RAM]

Anagram genie grants "Return yon back". And everything that you attempt to eat has its rear portions perfectly restored as you attempt to eat it.

I wish for sunglasses.

[Komra]

Granted. The sun now wears glasses. The lenses' focal lengths are such that the area about your current residence becomes a desert within months.

I wissh that I coud get rid of thish lishp shoon.

[intelligentmoron]

Granted, a fishmonger named thish lishp shoon in Korea disappears while selling his goods.

I wish for my chicken to always come out perfect every time i cook it.