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[Devling]

Granted.

I wish that everyone was super serious about wishes.

[Audioworm333]

Granted. They're so serious they no longer make jokes. It's BORING.

I wish for this wish to be corrupted.

[Facekillz058]

Granted. You wish is now taking massive damage over time.

I wish for infinite wishes. All of which, nothing can go wrong.

[misko27]

Granted. They are all wishes for you to feel endless pain.
 
I wish for the powers of Superman!

[Facekillz058]

Granted. Every bullet in the world is now made of Kryptonite.

I wish for a dead puppy, filled with razor blades and explosives, set to go off in 10 seconds, with me next to it.

[pisskop]

Granted.  8 seconds later you have a heart attack.  The funeral is closed-casket.

I wish my pounding headache would go away.

[Facekillz058]

Granted.
The police should respond to those gunshots shortly.

I wish the next 1 second didn't exist.

[misko27]

Granted. Since there is nothing to cause the 2nd second to exist, it doesn't. This continues until a destabilization in Space-time causes the (re)birth of the universe.
 
I wish for a nice Redhead girlfriend.

[Cassandra]

Granted. She dumps you after the first date.

[Kaleb702 Games]

I wish the above poster posted a wish.

[Devling]

It's stupid.

I wish for all the money.

[Mlamlah]

Your fortress hasn't printed currency, and even when you get the money of other nations, economy is off.

[Drago55577]

You made no wish, you are now eternally banished from reality.

I wish that everyone on the earth would live, while i die, so i can be happy forever.

[Devling]

You go insane because you have no human contact. Hell, I don't even have to corrupt that one.

I wish for more wishes.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Granted. None get granted, but wish all you like!

I wish everyone on Earth, including me, had long, happy lives.