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pisskop

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11460 on: September 19, 2012, 10:24:25 am »
Done, now your lungs hang out your chest like boobz.  Even putting on a shirt hurts.  Every sharp object threatens to puncture your lungs.  Good luck, sideshow.

I wish for impecible health.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11461 on: September 19, 2012, 10:30:55 am »
You get impeckible health, and no bird ever disrupts any of your plans again. Shortly after this, however, you get cancer. You die soon after.

I wish for a perfect ice cream, as in perfect for me. It's mine, and it cannot spoil or melt.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11462 on: September 19, 2012, 12:13:32 pm »
You have your lovely ice cream. But since it cannot melt, your insides freeze and you die.


I wish I didn't have to make a wish.
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Quote from: Chesterton
For, in order that men should resist injustice, something more is necessary than that they should think injustice unpleasant. They must think injustice absurd; above all, they must think it startling. They must retain the violence of a virgin astonishment. When the pessimist looks at any infamy, it is to him, after all, only a repetition of the infamy of existence. But the optimist sees injustice as something discordant and unexpected, and it stings him into action.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11463 on: September 19, 2012, 12:39:25 pm »
Granted, but you miss out on a perfectly good wish!

I wish I had a cat lady with me!
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11464 on: September 19, 2012, 01:50:36 pm »
Granted. You did not expect her to be this crazy though.  All she does is throw cats at you.

Spoiler: ...and she has lots of cats! (click to show/hide)

I wish for more wishes.
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11465 on: September 19, 2012, 03:08:14 pm »
Granted.
They are all corrupted.

I wish for infinite wishes from a benevolent genie.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11466 on: September 19, 2012, 03:57:27 pm »
The Genie is benevolent, but also deaf and blind, it is almost impossible to communicate with it.
I wish for a perfect understanding of biology, including neurology.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11467 on: September 19, 2012, 04:00:36 pm »
Granted, you now know every disease and disability known to man.
What's that tingle in your spine?  Why's your knee hurt?  Are you getting old.... or paranoid!

I wish for a box of the old(1990s) salty, super-oily McDonalds french fries.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11468 on: September 19, 2012, 04:29:32 pm »
Granted. The box itself however, instantly combusts, turning your delicious treat to ashes.

I wish I wasn't so good at pissing people off.
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11469 on: September 19, 2012, 04:36:56 pm »
Granted. You now have a bunch of people who love you, including a horde of fangirls, including one ho is sufficiently obese to crush you under her massive stomach and endowment. You don't die right away--you live in agony long enough to contemplate how embarrassing it is to be killed by adipose tissue.

I wish I was the Judeo-Christian God.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11470 on: September 19, 2012, 05:17:09 pm »
Granted. You're now a humungous murderous douchebag.


I wish for financial security.
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Quote from: Chesterton
For, in order that men should resist injustice, something more is necessary than that they should think injustice unpleasant. They must think injustice absurd; above all, they must think it startling. They must retain the violence of a virgin astonishment. When the pessimist looks at any infamy, it is to him, after all, only a repetition of the infamy of existence. But the optimist sees injustice as something discordant and unexpected, and it stings him into action.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11471 on: September 19, 2012, 05:38:22 pm »
Granted. All your finances are now secured. As part of a police investigation.

I wish to be Jesus.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11472 on: September 19, 2012, 05:39:36 pm »
Granted. Dad sends you to die for a bunch of douchebags.

I wish you would corrupt your own wish.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11473 on: September 19, 2012, 05:40:07 pm »
Granted. An anvil falls on my head.

I wish for an anvil.
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pisskop

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11474 on: September 19, 2012, 05:41:11 pm »
Granted, and anvil falls on your head.

I wish to be president.
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