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[Mlamlah]

Granted, but everyone knows you're cheating.

I wish I was surrounded by beautiful women.

You are surrounded by beautiful amazonian women, who are angry you have trespassed on their magical island. You are beaten to death.
I wish i knew magic.

[Wrex]

You now have unstable, uncontrollable powers granted to you in exchange for your soul.


I wish I wasn't cursed with this thrice damned sense of smell.

[Hanslanda]

Granted. You now have taste buds in your anus and no sense of smell.

I wish I had owned a fully functional Star Destroyer that had a full droid crew, including fighters, that recognized me as its owner and which I could command with simple voice commands, or even sign language if necessary.

[misko27]

Granted. You are arrested for violation of the UN space treaty.

I wish for the ability to concentrate the correct amount on my current task.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Granted, but you get multiple personality disorder that changes personality every ten minutes, causing projects to never become completed.  Eventually, your personality changes during an extremely dangerous experiment which promptly detonates, blasting a hole to the mantle and damaging the core.  All life on the planet soon dies, except for the people who are your enemies, who survive just fine.

I wish for the Bay 12 space program to succeed.  (Let's see you corrupt that)

[GreatWyrmGold]

It succeeds. brainfreez is elected president of the solar system. That's enough.

I wish that my little brother was dead.

[kaijyuu]

He dies. You're (rightfully) blamed for his murder and live a life of regret.


I wish for confidence.

[GreatWyrmGold]

You're confident that you can make another wish without screwing up, ans die horribly.

I wish I knew an uncorruptable wish.

[Phantom of The Library]

Granted, the wish is uncorruptable because it is already so corrupt that no person sane or insane could possibly think of a way to make it worse.  Seeing the horrible thing that your brain has produced, the Great Toad immediately bans you, deletes the post and organizes a witch hunt, traveling over hill and dale on a quest of epic proportions to destroy the One Brain which thought up it all.

I wish that I had a rather awesome trenchcoat.

[GreatWyrmGold]

It has a spike in the breast pocket which stabs you in the heart once you put it on.

I wish I knew an uncorruptable, sane, moral wish that is not already corrupt.

[Argonnek]

Granted, but you mistype it and it gets corrupted anyway.

I wish I was dirt defiant.

[Mlamlah]

You develop a natural repulsion to dirt. Not an emotional repulsion, a physical one, you shoot off into space where you suffocate, and your poor corpse simultaneously burns and freezes.

I wish i could lawyer my way out of anything.

[tomio175]

You now lose all ways to communicate, and are essentially a plant.

I wish that Bay12 keeps being this crazy, or even more!

[Skyrunner]

Bay12 becomes so crazy, it becomes a singularity and crashes all servers except itself.

I wish I was rank 1 in grade in my entire school.

[brainfreez]

granted . But you beacome rejected from others and eventually beacome a freak . living lonely and sad life .

i wish for increased lung size !