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[Graknorke]

You would be a hated slayer who would make love with a thousand of woman, and you would die in the desert of Ultimatehead, assassinated in your sleep by bandits.

I am pretty sure most of that isn't true. The moral of the story I guess is real life lends itself much less to womanising and being assassinated than DF does.

[Uzu Bash]

"You would be a anonym soldier known as "The Lighting Blade", and you would die in the forest of Peacefulroad, breaking your neck on a frozen river."

That seems like a pretty unlikely way to die on a frozen river. I've died many ways on frozen rivers, but I would never have conceived of that one.

[Shonai_Dweller]

Realname:
You would be a very famous maceman who would kill eleven dragons in his life, and you would die in the desert of Blueway, ate by a lion.

Or user name:
You would be a very afraid explorer with a great intelligence, and you would die in the canyons of Purpleroc, during a fight with gobelins.

Gobelins?

[darkpaladin109]

Username:

You would be a legendary bowman with a incredible talent to survive in the nature, and you would die in the mountains of Eyessand, assassinated in your sleep by bandits.

CURSE YOU BANDITS
Real name:

You would be a famous rogue known as "The Arm of the God", and you would die in the desert of Bluesand, breaking your neck on a frozen river.

CURSE YOU FROZEN RIVER

[Hawk132]

Real name (anglicized):

You would be a hated mercenary who would make love with a thousand of woman, and you would die in the hills of Blackdream, ate by a lion.

Real name:

You would be a legendary priest master in the use of weapons, and you would die in the marshes of Peacefulroad, assassinated in your sleep by bandits.

Username:

You would be a legendary ambusher master in the use of weapons, and you would die in the wastelands of Bloodycloud, during an ambush.

Well, that's ironic.

[King Kravoka]

Username.
"You would be a hated knife thrower master in the use of weapons, and you would die in the wastelands of Lastroc, breaking your neck on a frozen river."
I feel like this is a metaphor for my foruming experience somewhere else.

[Uzu Bash]

Frozen rivers. The silent killer. Beware, they can strike at any time!

[ShinQuickMan]

First and Last Real Name:

You would be a anonym crossbowman master in the use of weapons, and you would die in the desert of Liquidtower, assassinated in your sleep by bandits.

Full Real Name:

You would be a charismatic explorer who would make love with a thousand of woman, and you would die in the canyons of Coldsand, poisoned.

Screenname:

 You would be a weak slayer who would make love with a thousand of woman, and you would die in the canyons of Purplesand, ate by a lion.

A pretty amazing DF life, but not a very impressive way to go.

[Eric Blank]

You would be a very afraid maceman who would live on the roads, and you would die in the forest of Dreadfulway, of old age.

So lonely ;-;

You would be a weak shield user who would massacre kobolds everyday, and you would die in the town of Blackteeth, poisoned.

Well, at least it was insanely fun while it lasted.

If I actually use capitals in my username, I get to make love to thousands of women and die of poisoning in marshes, forgotten by history. That's an improvement.

[LuckyKobold]

You would be a charismatic shield user known as "The Red Demon", and you would die in the jungle of Greatroc, against a dragon.

Well, That happened.

[Graknorke]

Username:

You would be a very afraid vagrant who would make love with a thousand of woman, and you would die in the mountains of Dreadfulcry, poisoned.

Don't know what kind of fear that is, but it clearly wasn't so crippling.

[Robsoie]

Name : Robsoie

You would be a anonym necromancer known as "The Lighting Blade", and you would die in the town of Peacefulcry, of old age.

Now that's amazing, a necromancer dying of old age despite DF necromancers are immortal .

[mashedpotato]

My real name: "You would be a mythic soldier master of dodging, and you would die in the desert of Greathead, against a dragon."

My username: "You would be a weak necromancer who would live in a castle, and you would die in the canyons of Dreadfulcloud, because of and infected wound."

[Authority2]

"You would be a ridiculous bowman who would lead an army of 5000 men, and you would die in the forest of Coldsand, breaking your neck on a frozen river. "

Very tactical of me, up to the point where I didn't watch my step.

[mclarky96]

You would be a random ambusher known as "The Red Demon", and you would die in the hills of Littlecloud, killed by bogeymen. I have always hated bogeymen.