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Author Topic: Who would you be if you were in the Dwarf Fortress World ?  (Read 16502 times)

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Re: Who would you be if you were in the Dwarf Fortress World ?
« Reply #15 on: January 25, 2015, 11:23:23 pm »

You would be a very famous law-giver who would make love with a thousand of woman, and you would die in the town of Whitesand, because of and infected wound.
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Re: Who would you be if you were in the Dwarf Fortress World ?
« Reply #16 on: January 26, 2015, 12:49:23 am »

You would be a very famous law-giver who would make love with a thousand of woman, and you would die in the town of Whitesand, because of and infected wound.
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Re: Who would you be if you were in the Dwarf Fortress World ?
« Reply #17 on: January 26, 2015, 12:55:02 am »

You would be a weak shield user without fear, and you would die in the canyons of Dreadfulsky, breaking your neck on a frozen river.
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Re: Who would you be if you were in the Dwarf Fortress World ?
« Reply #18 on: January 26, 2015, 09:06:56 am »

"You would be a very famous necromancer who would live in the desert, away from society, and you would die in the jungle of Littletower, assassinated in your sleep by bandits."
Some lookouts those zombies turned out to be.

If I enter my real name: "You would be a hated killer who would be loved by animals, and you would die in the wastelands of Bloodyhead, because you have no eaten for twelve days."
What am I? Some kind of elf? Hated by people, loved by the animals I couldn't bring myself to eat.

You would be a very famous law-giver who would make love with a thousand of woman, and you would die in the town of Whitesand, because of and infected wound.
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I suspect it was rather a compromised immune system due to AIDS. (AIDS AIDS AIDS)
« Last Edit: January 26, 2015, 10:08:43 am by Bumber »
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Re: Who would you be if you were in the Dwarf Fortress World ?
« Reply #19 on: January 26, 2015, 09:08:45 am »

hehehehe Rent could just as well be called AIDS.
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Re: Who would you be if you were in the Dwarf Fortress World ?
« Reply #20 on: January 26, 2015, 10:52:23 am »

Real name : You would be a respected ambusher known as "The Lighting Blade", and you would die in the hills of Greatcry, breaking your neck on a frozen river.

Boltgun : You would be a charismatic killer known as "The Lighting Blade", and you would die in the town of Blackcry, because of and infected wound.

Apparently I am the Lightning Blade.
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Re: Who would you be if you were in the Dwarf Fortress World ?
« Reply #21 on: January 26, 2015, 12:38:21 pm »

Quote from: Bumber
Hated by people, loved by the animals I couldn't bring myself to eat.

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Re: Who would you be if you were in the Dwarf Fortress World ?
« Reply #22 on: January 26, 2015, 12:54:37 pm »

Real name : You would be a respected ambusher known as "The Lighting Blade", and you would die in the hills of Greatcry, breaking your neck on a frozen river.

Boltgun : You would be a charismatic killer known as "The Lighting Blade", and you would die in the town of Blackcry, because of and infected wound.

Apparently I am the Lightning Blade.
Sorry to break it to you, but you're actually "The Lighting Blade". Notice the singular n in Lighting. Overall those are actually really similar. You're an ambusher who kills people, but is respected for being so charismatic. Then you get a broken neck that would eventually kill you in the hills of Greatcry, but roll down the hill to the town of Blackcry where your neck gets infected and you die of not being able to breathe because your neck is broken, and an infection at the same time.
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Re: Who would you be if you were in the Dwarf Fortress World ?
« Reply #23 on: January 26, 2015, 10:18:01 pm »

My first and last name togther gives me


You would be a very famous peasant known as "The Arm of the God", and you would die in the marshes of Coldocean, assassinated in your sleep by bandits.

On one hand, I got an AEWSOME title

On the other my death is lame.

Could we get an explanation of how this works.

Edit- I kinda like the one my username gave me.

You would be a legendary knife thrower who would be loved by animals, and you would die in the hills of Blackroad, of old age.
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Re: Who would you be if you were in the Dwarf Fortress World ?
« Reply #24 on: January 27, 2015, 03:50:02 am »

Sorry to break it to you, but you're actually "The Lighting Blade". Notice the singular n in Lighting. Overall those are actually really similar. You're an ambusher who kills people, but is respected for being so charismatic. Then you get a broken neck that would eventually kill you in the hills of Greatcry, but roll down the hill to the town of Blackcry where your neck gets infected and you die of not being able to breathe because your neck is broken, and an infection at the same time.

Damn you english, and infected broken necks!
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Re: Who would you be if you were in the Dwarf Fortress World ?
« Reply #25 on: January 27, 2015, 04:05:19 am »

You would be a very famous lord known as "The Lighting Blade", and you would die in the canyons of Eyesteeth, breaking your neck on a frozen river.

  This is a thing I have had happen before, and could see happening irl.
Real name : You would be a respected ambusher known as "The Lighting Blade", and you would die in the hills of Greatcry, breaking your neck on a frozen river.
You would be a weak killer known as "The Lighting Blade", and you would die in the wastelands of Bluetower, breaking your neck on a frozen river.

Are we all the same person?
« Last Edit: January 27, 2015, 04:07:43 am by Cptn Kaladin Anrizlokum »
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Re: Who would you be if you were in the Dwarf Fortress World ?
« Reply #26 on: January 28, 2015, 02:29:42 pm »

You would be a very afraid soldier who would massacre kobolds everyday, and you would die in the forest of Blueroad, against a dragon.

A very afraid soldier. Very afraid. This thing is too accurate. D:
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Re: Who would you be if you were in the Dwarf Fortress World ?
« Reply #27 on: February 01, 2015, 12:13:22 am »

You would be a respected necromancer who would make love with a thousand of woman, and you would die in the mountains of Purpleway, breaking your neck on a frozen river.

I'm just wondering if the "thousand of woman" would be alive or undead >.>
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Re: Who would you be if you were in the Dwarf Fortress World ?
« Reply #28 on: February 01, 2015, 12:19:31 am »

You would be a legendary necromancer with a great intelligence, and you would die in the town of Dreadfulocean, in a fire.

I'm presuming the reason the ocean is dreadful is because its made of magma.
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Re: Who would you be if you were in the Dwarf Fortress World ?
« Reply #29 on: February 01, 2015, 12:22:48 am »

You would be a charismatic spearman who would dedicate his life to the mushroom collection, and you would die in the town of Whitesky, in a fire.
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