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Very highly, perfect commander, fearless and dedicated to The Computer above all else.

Highly, strong-willed and brave, role model

Average: no outstanding traits

Lowly: shirks duty, afraid of battle

Treasonous: cowardly conduct, suspicious actions, unwillingness to pursue leads on commie scum. Should be executed.

[IcyTea31]

Ga-R grabs a couple grenades, pockets some marbles and tries to grab the saxophone before Teddy-R can. He goes to R&D with the group once everyone is done.

[Kassire]

Teddy-R
"Oh i-it seems your a-already reached for the s-saxophone. Apologies, to y-you."
Don't take the saxophone, take the device

[Dorsidwarf]

{6:34}

You drag, haul, carry, and generally roughhouse your kit out of Troubleshooter HQ, Ga-R triumphantly waving his saxophone triumphantly, as did the Alpha Conpkex legend Sax-O-PHN-3, who it is dedicated to.
When you arrive, you notice three things about the R&D labs. One, they were huge, gigantic - Troubleshooters with Pre Oops Kniwledge skills would identify the complex as the size of a dozen football pitches at least.
The second thing you notice is that it's a crater. Huge, gaping breaches tear through the walls, many of which have collapsed, and the internal floors are all gone. Every few minutes, there are muffled WHUMPs from deep within the cavernous ruin.
In front of where the doors used to be, a couple of nervous techs in environment suits are seated behind an isolated barricade of desks.

[zomara0292]

Wei-R
"Hey guys! We need help. Out pal gave us these gifts, but some of them are locked. I already feel bad for having to leave two things behind just to take this much."
Try to convince the nervous  looking guys to help me open the locked box.

[Kassire]

Teddy-R
"W-we would also like t-to be armed with e-experimental weaponry. Also W-Wei-R, who is y-your "out" pal, sounds l-like a treasonous contact t-to me."

[Pencil_Art]

"Is there any experimental weaponry?"

[IcyTea31]

Ga-R stands back quietly.

[zomara0292]

Wei-R
"Out? Isnt that the opposite of in? Like having blood in your body instead of out of your body? Anyway, I ment to say our friend. Those boxes are heavy, and have me winded. . . . . . Now that I think of it, why were you so willing to leave Pal Computers gifts for us behind? Was it because of all the laserfire?"

[Kassire]

Teddy-R
"I-if there was more t-treasonous enemies out the d-door then we would h-have to secure it b-before you. I-it was a matter o-of courtesy. S-so i did it f-for you, as our l-leader and Friend Computer."

[Dorsidwarf]

Wei-R
"Hey guys! We need help. Out pal gave us these gifts, but some of them are locked. I already feel bad for having to leave two things behind just to take this much."
Try to convince the nervous  looking guys to help me open the locked box.

""Uh, no can do, buddy. Just clerks he-'

the other guy cuts him out.
"Nah, friend, you got yourself one of them fancy voice combo locks. Just say the numbers loudly and clearly a few times, it'll pick it up. You do have some sorta code, right?"

Teddy-R
"W-we would also like t-to be armed with e-experimental weaponry. Also W-Wei-R, who is y-your "out" pal, sounds l-like a treasonous contact t-to me."

"Is there any experimental weaponry?"

'Yeah, well, we're having what the brass calls 'Technical Difficulties' right now, so all the scientists have been shipped out to the backup labs.'

"I guess I can show youse guys the tram there.

The second Yellow beckons to you and slides out from behind the desk, picking his way through scrap metal and synthecrete debris.

[Kassire]

Teddy-R
"T-the Tram? O-of course... Lead t-the way..."
Head along with the tech

[zomara0292]

Wei-R
"Tram? Is there food?"
Drags my box along, trying the following combinations:
666-1 through 666-13
5
FRIEND
OPEN
OPEN YOU TRAITOROUS BASTARD
PLEASE OPEN
666
WHY DID THEY NEVER GIVE ME A CODE
THIS IS REALLY HARD

[Dorsidwarf]

Teddy-R
"T-the Tram? O-of course... Lead t-the way..."
Head along with the tech

Wei-R
"Tram? Is there food?"
Drags my box along, trying the following combinations:
666-1 through 666-13
5
FRIEND
OPEN
OPEN YOU TRAITOROUS BASTARD
PLEASE OPEN
666
WHY DID THEY NEVER GIVE ME A CODE
THIS IS REALLY HARD

After exasperatedly shouting a whole bunch of stuff, you try 666, and the case unlocks with an audible KERCHUNK, right as you approach the platform.

The platform is a dull, metal grid right up against the wall of the main sector FBR cavern. Twisted debris has been cleared from the way, and a couple of disheartened Infrareds in overalls picking at the rubbish, overseen by Orange techs in environmental suits. The tram is only visible through the doors into it, which whoosh open when the Yellow tech swipes a card. He steps up into the cab, which is about the size of a small room, and sits down on the left row of plush benches that line the walls of the tram.

"Tram'll start automatically in about five seconds, sit yourself down."

[Kassire]

Teddy-R
Sit down

[zomara0292]

Wei-R

Pushes the box on the tram, in front of the seet i have chosen for myself and, after sitting, examine the contents of said box excitedly