Perhaps. But I'm pretty damn certain treating the Book of Mormon as de-facto scripture is right out.
I won't argue that.
No, but i'm not so stupid as to be ignorant of what goes on. I know Catholic/Methodist baptisms are super creepy and cultish. IIRC in my church (and by extension most SBC churches), the Pastors are decided on by the Deacons, who take him through a (still a bit cultish) ceremony and ordain him.
The ceremony is very cultish, if it's anything like what it was like for my ordination.
Basically, after they decide that you qualify to be a priest (Which, for Mormons, is basically any male of an appropriate age. Every guy is a priest in LDS churches, pretty much.) they find 3 or 4 priests to all lay their hands on your head (while you're seated in a chair) and to say a
very specific scripture from the Book of Mormon. Followed by the main guy saying a few prayers that aren't scripted so as to feel less robotic.
Then they give you a certificate of ordination, after they get that made, and that's pretty much it.
And all of this is cataloged in their vast databanks of information. So the exact person who ordained my priesthood is on their files, and the guy who ordained him is on file, and the guy who ordained him, and so on and so forth, supposedly all the way back to Joseph Smith, who was supposedly ordained by Jesus himself, or at least his hologram. (You have to look up the story of Joseph Smith for that little tidbit.)