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[Max™]

Yeah, there really is no appropriate response to an army of bloodsoaked children ripping your comrades apart besides running in terror... and hoping the jerk leading the army of the damned doesn't have a pocketful of coins to whip at the back of your head, causing you to fall over in pain before being swarmed and ripped apart by a bunch of little kids.

[That Wolf]

I couldnt have put it in better words Max.
Have you noticed that any group that attacks you ends up fleeing really early in the fight.
Ill kill one of them and and they high tail it.
It seems that if I scream for them to yeild the often will.
So could be a fear of numbers thing.
Anyway at first I was suprised I have survived this long, now I expect it.
They fight like coked up child soldiers in the congo.

[High tyrol]

This is so cool this on my list of things to do in dwarf fortress now

[Inatun]

Oh and another thing. All of them are wearing copper and Iron masks saying "in a time before time somebody attacked somebody"

I love you so much.

EDIT: Sorry for the necro, I misread the date on the last post.

[Redman the Communist]

How powerful are they though? If one attacks alone, would he be able to kill another human? Or do they get strength in numbers? If they are weak alone though, power them up with some mass murder high intensity workout sessions, and then give them steroids infect them all with vampirism so that they are all super soldiers. In other words, make them Ultramarines from Warhammer 40k.

[Saiko Kila]

I've made a mini-army of children (20 or so), and visited some goblin towers (not on purpose). The children are apparently very fast, and bite hard - they killed some recruits and soldiers by biting the arteries, and letting them bleed out. They avoided being hit by jumping around like bunnies on speed. But later they drowned in a river, except one. Also, they are too bloodthirsty to keep in line. Group commands would be great...

[Uzu Bash]

I've made a mini-army of children (20 or so), and visited some goblin towers (not on purpose). The children are apparently very fast, and bite hard - they killed some recruits and soldiers by biting the arteries, and letting them bleed out. They avoided being hit by jumping around like bunnies on speed. But later they drowned in a river, except one. Also, they are too bloodthirsty to keep in line. Group commands would be great...

You aren't their commander, you're just their den mother.

[Saiko Kila]

I've made a mini-army of children (20 or so), and visited some goblin towers (not on purpose). The children are apparently very fast, and bite hard - they killed some recruits and soldiers by biting the arteries, and letting them bleed out. They avoided being hit by jumping around like bunnies on speed. But later they drowned in a river, except one. Also, they are too bloodthirsty to keep in line. Group commands would be great...

You aren't their commander, you're just their den mother.

Yes, and not even a good one.

[Uzu Bash]

I've made a mini-army of children (20 or so), and visited some goblin towers (not on purpose). The children are apparently very fast, and bite hard - they killed some recruits and soldiers by biting the arteries, and letting them bleed out. They avoided being hit by jumping around like bunnies on speed. But later they drowned in a river, except one. Also, they are too bloodthirsty to keep in line. Group commands would be great...

You aren't their commander, you're just their den mother.

Yes, and not even a good one.

I feel the same way about my party, and all of them are older than me by decades if not centuries. Two of the are prehistoric.

[Amaranth]

Is this possible?

[Lidku]

Is this possible?

Dat necro' doe...

[pisskop]

The Escaped Lunatic gestures at the thread!
*the thread shudders!*

[Amaranth]

Nevermind.
I will be back.

[delphonso]

Nevermind.
I will be back.

Everyone look out! They're going to rez it again!

(I am also curious if this is possible since the follower additions in the update...)