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Author Topic: Murrican Politics Megathread 2016: There Will Be Hell Toupée  (Read 1578745 times)

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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #10215 on: January 24, 2016, 11:16:41 pm »
Why? It's quite clever.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #10216 on: January 24, 2016, 11:19:53 pm »
The conversation just reminded me of it.  It's not really supposed to be on topic.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #10217 on: January 25, 2016, 12:39:47 am »
Quote from: Frumple on January 24, 2016, 11:08:57 pm
Which is mildly unfortunate(?), because I don't exactly make SC2 references. That's a different frumple, damnit. Not going to add to the confusion by feeding it.
....everything I have ever known is a lie.
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Quote from: MaximumZero on October 26, 2012, 11:28:55 pm
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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #10218 on: January 25, 2016, 04:13:34 am »
Quote from: hector13 on January 24, 2016, 11:16:41 pm
Why? It's quite clever.

Because, despite the origins, "jew juice", however freshly squeezed, will never be kosher. ;)

(besides, Kedem kosher grape juice is already what comes to mind when I think of "jew juice", and that would be jews in purple, not orange.)

LOL.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #10219 on: January 25, 2016, 09:28:42 am »
Manischewitz Purple is Jews! IT'S JEWS!!

...which is probably better than the medieval libel that it was the blood of stolen Christian babies.
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Quote from: MaximumZero on October 26, 2012, 11:28:55 pm
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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #10220 on: January 25, 2016, 09:44:14 am »
What have I done?
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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #10221 on: January 25, 2016, 10:02:47 am »
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There are no fiscal conservatives now.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #10222 on: January 25, 2016, 10:04:08 am »
Quote from: Playergamer on January 25, 2016, 10:02:47 am
Quote from: Rolan7 on January 24, 2016, 06:41:39 pm
There are no fiscal conservatives now.
Them's fightin' words. You wanna go right now?
It is *DANCING*!
(Sorry, I was just extending a SC2 reference forcibly)
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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #10223 on: January 25, 2016, 10:17:02 am »
Quote from: mainiac on January 25, 2016, 09:44:14 am
What have I done?
it cannot be undone  :-X
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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #10224 on: January 25, 2016, 10:43:17 am »
Quote from: Rolan7 on January 25, 2016, 10:04:08 am
Quote from: Playergamer on January 25, 2016, 10:02:47 am
Quote from: Rolan7 on January 24, 2016, 06:41:39 pm
There are no fiscal conservatives now.
Them's fightin' words. You wanna go right now?
It is *DANCING*!
(Sorry, I was just extending a SC2 reference forcibly)
GOP *campers* are having the best *parties*!
They are *squirting* *pretty colors*, but the Trump are making the *campers* *sad babies*. The Trump are always *jumping in front*. It is too silly!
« Last Edit: January 25, 2016, 10:45:33 am by RedKing »
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Quote from: MaximumZero on October 26, 2012, 11:28:55 pm
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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #10225 on: January 25, 2016, 11:07:31 am »
I love the fact that a political discussion here can become a bunch of Orz quotes.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #10226 on: January 25, 2016, 11:10:40 am »
Just as long as nobody mentions *FINGERS* in this kind of reference, it will all be OK.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #10227 on: January 25, 2016, 11:12:13 am »
And still be just as accurate and coherent.

Now I really want to troll a Trump rally with a sign saying, "Hold! What you are doing to us is wrong! Why do you do this thing?"
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Quote from: MaximumZero on October 26, 2012, 11:28:55 pm
Remember, knowledge is power. The power to make other people feel stupid.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #10228 on: January 25, 2016, 11:35:41 am »
And then he will personally kill you and nestle over his pit of bones and toupees.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #10229 on: January 25, 2016, 11:46:20 am »
So all we need to do to reform Congress is defeat an honour guard of Democrats and Republicans, disable the White House's defenses with a team of angry hippies, and then ram it with a horse and buggy loaded up with black powder from the Revolutionary War? All before the Republicans start scouring the country of intelligent life?

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Okay. So the joke breaks down after a certain point. My mistake.
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