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[MetalSlimeHunt]

As opposed to you donating unsolicited nudes to Kasich.

[FearfulJesuit]

This IS FootJob we're talking about. It sounds like something he'd do.

If, somehow, pigs grow wings and he does actually win the primary and then the election, I'll be kicking myself. Most politicians are asshats, so I'll prefer Hillary's policies to Kasich's and vote for her with my teeth gritted, even though Kasich has more integrity than Hillary does (OK, the guy's not a saint, but compared to the rest of the GOP field, he's pretty damn good). It's not about bringing about a new era of bipartisan progress- it's about being an obnoxious contrarian. I might write in Zombie Eisenhower in the general.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Activism is more important than voting, so I'd buy some necromantic texts and get to studying instead of just waiting around for someone to call back the souls of competent politicians from the Void.

[FearfulJesuit]

Activism is more important than voting, so I'd buy some necromantic texts and get to studying instead of just waiting around for someone to call back the souls of competent politicians from the Void.

The Zombie Human Richard Nixon bites the Tea Partier Ted Cruz in the neck and the severed part sails off in an arc!
The Tea Partier Ted Cruz has been found dead.
The Zombie Human Richard Nixon has been elected mayor.
The Zombie Mayor Richard Nixon has mandated the construction of the EPA and OSHA.

[mainiac]

Activism is more important than voting, so I'd buy some necromantic texts and get to studying instead of just waiting around for someone to call back the souls of competent politicians from the Void.

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[Egan_BW]

Despite the fact that I am almost certain to vote Democrat in the general election,

I read this as Dreamcast at first.

[Helgoland]

Activism is more important than voting, so I'd buy some necromantic texts and get to studying instead of just waiting around for someone to call back the souls of competent politicians from the Void.

The Zombie Human Richard Nixon bites the Tea Partier Ted Cruz in the neck and the severed part sails off in an arc!
The Tea Partier Ted Cruz has been found dead.
The Zombie Human Richard Nixon has been elected mayor.
The Zombie Mayor Richard Nixon has mandated the construction of the EPA and OSHA.

John F. Kennedy: Zombie Hunter
"Nobody likes doing business with vampires. But they had to bring him back for one last job."

[Frumple]

So does he team up with vampire hunter lincoln or is it just a zolo act?

[Helgoland]

"Desperate circumstances require desperate measures. But against this foe, even natural enemies must work together."

[redwallzyl]

http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2015/12/26/461119329/chicago-police-respond-to-domestic-disturbance-shoot-dead-teen-and-neighbor


it was inevitable.

-hey can you come clam down my agitated son and take him to the hospital?
-were on our way
-hes got a bat! *bam bam* oh shit someone is cumming out of that door! *bam bam* mission accomplished!
 

[hector13]

Things just keep getting better and better for Chicago PD.

On another note, who calls their child Quintonio?

[MetalSlimeHunt]

I am seriously waiting for the first confirmed report of somebody using the police to kill someone they don't like just by calling for "help" like this.

[mainiac]

It would be a worthwhile assassination method.  It's not a guaranteed kill but if you use a burner phone there is zero downside.

[Frumple]

... isn't that more or less just swatting? Can't recall if/how many that kind of thing's managed to kill/hospitalize so far.

[sluissa]

Things just keep getting better and better for Chicago PD.

On another note, who calls their child Quintonio?

Ah, Quintonio, 5th son of Antonius, Roman General and leader of the Eastern armies. Younger brother to Primatonio, Secundatonius, Tritonio, and Mark.