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Author Topic: Murrican Politics Megathread 2016: There Will Be Hell Toupée  (Read 1580829 times)

mainiac

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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #7725 on: December 10, 2015, 11:49:37 pm »

Mostly because it's hilarious to see people keep buying them.
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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #7726 on: December 11, 2015, 12:05:44 am »

Well guys, time for more "my mom is going insane" news.

According to her, Sweden, Norway and parts of Germany are now operation under Sharia law.

I'm...pretty sure this is entirely inaccurate, so if some people from those countries could chime in, that would be great.
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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #7727 on: December 11, 2015, 12:10:18 am »

I'm pretty sure they're too busy trying to hunt down the narcotics dealer your mother is patronizing to respond. Apparently she knows where the really good shit is coming from.
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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #7728 on: December 11, 2015, 12:10:23 am »

Well guys, time for more "my mom is going insane" news.

According to her, Sweden, Norway and parts of Germany are now operation under Sharia law.

I'm...pretty sure this is entirely inaccurate, so if some people from those countries could chime in, that would be great.
I'm not from their but I'm 100% sure she is just crazy.
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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #7729 on: December 11, 2015, 12:15:15 am »

Norway just apologized to its citizens for publishing photos of gingerbread cookies shaped like F-35s.

I could be wrong, but that doesn't generally happen in nations under Sharia law. Or anywhere, other than Norway.

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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #7730 on: December 11, 2015, 12:19:47 am »

According to her, Sweden, Norway and parts of Germany are now operation under Sharia law.
I'm the only person among my aquaintances who has worn a turban during the past weeks. And I'm a tall, blonde, clean-shaven Catholic :p

So yeah, your mom's full of shit.
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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #7731 on: December 11, 2015, 12:21:28 am »

According to her, Sweden, Norway and parts of Germany are now operation under Sharia law.
I'm the only person among my aquaintances who has worn a turban during the past weeks. And I'm a tall, blonde, clean-shaven Catholic :p

So yeah, your mom's full of shit.
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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #7732 on: December 11, 2015, 12:22:52 am »

I'm pretty sure they're too busy trying to hunt down the narcotics dealer your mother is patronizing to respond. Apparently she knows where the really good shit is coming from.
Hunt no more!
She gets her shit from: http://theconservativetreehouse.com/

A place that wears it's bias on its sleeve, at the very least.
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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #7733 on: December 11, 2015, 12:40:55 am »

Quick, someone call an Anony-moose.
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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #7734 on: December 11, 2015, 01:20:27 am »

I'm pretty sure they're too busy trying to hunt down the narcotics dealer your mother is patronizing to respond. Apparently she knows where the really good shit is coming from.
Hunt no more!
She gets her shit from: http://theconservativetreehouse.com/

A place that wears it's bias on its sleeve, at the very least.
I don't think that place has sleeves. Seems more appropriately attired in a tank-top or a wife-beater.
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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #7735 on: December 11, 2015, 02:32:33 am »

Well guys, time for more "my mom is going insane" news.

According to her, Sweden, Norway and parts of Germany are now operation under Sharia law.

I'm...pretty sure this is entirely inaccurate, so if some people from those countries could chime in, that would be great.

Unless she is referring to how "sharia" customs are being enforced socially, not legally, in certain neighbourhoods in Sweden, then she would be very mistaken about it.

Fortunately for her I don't think "trusts information from the wrong sources" counts as going insane, though :P

Norway just apologized to its citizens for publishing photos of gingerbread cookies shaped like F-35s.

I could be wrong, but that doesn't generally happen in nations under Sharia law. Or anywhere, other than Norway.

I don't see how that would prove anything either way.
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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #7736 on: December 11, 2015, 05:01:24 am »

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She gets her shit from: http://theconservativetreehouse.com/

A place that wears it's bias on its sleeve, at the very least.

Just remember we need you to be Andrew bretbairt.
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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #7737 on: December 11, 2015, 05:27:52 am »

He's dead, Jim.
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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #7738 on: December 11, 2015, 10:17:57 am »

You know what you have to do then.
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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #7739 on: December 11, 2015, 10:50:52 am »

Now Carson is threatening to go Independent: http://www.politico.com/story/2015/12/ben-carson-rnc-washington-post-216674

Would be fun if both Carson and Trump went independent, though Carson has been in a slow freefall.

Also, early murmurings of a brokered convention, the last truly brokered convention for the republicans was in 1948
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