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[Frumple]

Hey now, no need to waste precious coal when we've got plenty of homeless and poor people laying around! Plenty of CO2 in their wasteful flesh sacks, let's just burn them instead :V

Just think of how much better the unemployment rate would be if we cooked everyone that stayed unemployed for more than a month~

[Egan_BW]

The EPA is wasting the hard-earned tax dollars of the American worker on hokey "green" tech to save us from a threat that the science isn't in on yet. You don't see the ChiComs wasting away their own society on an unnecessary dream of sustainability, do you? America's greatest edge is its competitiveness in the energy market, and we've got coal to spare.

Trump knows that. Trump knows that like a dog who's arm is caught in a metal press, the best thing to do for the EPA is to put it down.

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[mainiac]

If you burn the unemployed they stop breathing guys. 
That means less CO2.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Live burial it is!

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Ambulatory tree parasites it is!

[Descan]

Can't we just eat the (Irish) babies?

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Eh, I'm kinda sick of potatoes.

[RedKing]

Now, I don't want to get everyone too excited yet....but I've seen unsubstantiated reports from the National Journal that Trump has spoken to Sarah Palin about being a potential running mate if he were to win the nomination.

THIS MUST COME TO PASS

[Twi]

B-but muh Bernie.

....

* Twi falls over laughing.

[mainiac]

Now, I don't want to get everyone too excited yet....but I've seen unsubstantiated reports from the National Journal that Trump has spoken to Sarah Palin about being a potential running mate if he were to win the nomination.

THIS MUST COME TO PASS

Guys, I'm a republican now.

[nenjin]

Good. I'd love to hear her talk about family values in the same moment the media is covering her backyard family fist fights.

[mainiac]

Of course that's what the mainstream media wants you to think.  How come they never talk about Clinton's lesbian lovers?

[nenjin]

How come they never talk about Clinton's lesbian lovers?

That one is just too easy.

[RedKing]

A hypothetical Trump/Palin campaign should use a Confederate flag background for their campaign stickers. Then, those stickers serve as big orange warning labels that might as well say "WARNING: This individual is a complete idiot."

Plus, then when they lose in a fashion that would leave Walter Mondale going, "you got served", their supporters can go ahead and raise the flag of rebellion and we can finally just drop the gloves and get this shit over with. A three-round, no-holds-barred battle to the death for the soul of America. One that's been long overdue.

[smjjames]

http://www.cnn.com/2015/07/21/politics/john-kasich-election-2016-announcement/

I don't know about 'rounding out the pack', but John Kaisch is now in.

What do you guys know about him? He seems more moderate than the others. Also joined rather late, might not even be in the first debate.

A hypothetical Trump/Palin campaign should use a Confederate flag background for their campaign stickers. Then, those stickers serve as big orange warning labels that might as well say "WARNING: These individuals are complete idiots."

Plus, then when they lose in a fashion that would leave Walter Mondale going, "you got served", their supporters can go ahead and raise the flag of rebellion and we can finally just drop the gloves and get this shit over with. A three-round, no-holds-barred battle to the death for the soul of America. One that's been long overdue.

FIFY.

Actually, while Donald Trump is less of an idiot than Palin, he is certainly an idiot at being a politician and being diplomatic.

Edit: ACTUALLY, I would like Trump to show that he is capable of being diplomatic and is able to work with other politicians. Right now, he's pissed off his own party and the democrats probably mostly don't like him anyway.