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Author Topic: Murrican Politics Megathread 2016: There Will Be Hell Toupée  (Read 1586544 times)

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Re: Bay12 2016 Freedom Megathread- Explosions and PBR Edition
« Reply #2910 on: July 15, 2015, 09:35:46 am »

Why can't the democrats provide a serious candidate?

Because they've pre-crowned Hillary as the nominee.

Theres also not many lining up and there really isn't anybody with close to the power and influence (and name recognition) that Clinton has, at least among the democrats.

I just noticed a typo in my post. It should read "Why can't the republicans provide a serious candidate?" because Trump is republican.
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« Reply #2911 on: July 15, 2015, 09:38:53 am »

Why can't the democrats provide a serious candidate?

Because they've pre-crowned Hillary as the nominee.

Theres also not many lining up and there really isn't anybody with close to the power and influence (and name recognition) that Clinton has, at least among the democrats.

I just noticed a typo in my post. It should read "Why can't the republicans provide a serious candidate?" because Trump is republican.

How do you typo those two?

Anyhow, I've got no answer to that. Theres a few who are pretty serious, but they're getting drowned out by everybody else.

Random thought, I wonder if Trump would try and start a war with Mexico?
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« Reply #2912 on: July 15, 2015, 09:48:42 am »

Yeah, and hed make the Mexican pay for it.
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Re: Bay12 2016 Freedom Megathread- Explosions and PBR Edition
« Reply #2913 on: July 15, 2015, 10:29:20 am »

Why can't the democrats provide a serious candidate?

Because they've pre-crowned Hillary as the nominee.

Theres also not many lining up and there really isn't anybody with close to the power and influence (and name recognition) that Clinton has, at least among the democrats.

I just noticed a typo in my post. It should read "Why can't the republicans provide a serious candidate?" because Trump is republican.

How do you typo those two?

Anyhow, I've got no answer to that. Theres a few who are pretty serious, but they're getting drowned out by everybody else.

Random thought, I wonder if Trump would try and start a war with Mexico?
A war? Probably not. Although if he did, he could count on at least one vote in the House. (And yes, that guy won. He's my representative.)  :'(
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« Reply #2914 on: July 15, 2015, 10:37:12 am »

Trump's "expertise" isn't exactly in making money off the Military/Industrial complex. But I can only imagine what he'd do once he realized how much money there is to be made in an American War. He probably wouldn't understand the concept of "war profiteering" as a punishable offense but that likely wouldn't stop him.
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« Reply #2915 on: July 15, 2015, 10:38:27 am »

(And yes, that guy won. He's my representative.)  :'(
Coming from Steve King Land, I know your pain.
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« Reply #2916 on: July 15, 2015, 11:17:00 am »

Trump's "expertise" isn't exactly in making money off the Military/Industrial complex. But I can only imagine what he'd do once he realized how much money there is to be made in an American War. He probably wouldn't understand the concept of "war profiteering" as a punishable offense but that likely wouldn't stop him.
And suddenly the 1st Trump Battalion deploys to the Mexican border, outfitted with the latest T-16 Trump Rifles, T-1 Trump Tanks, and eating only the finest TRE's. None of that GI-grade slop for our boys!

Of course, Mexican-Americans would have to be placed under guard for their own protection, in Trump Demexification Centers.
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« Reply #2917 on: July 15, 2015, 11:26:54 am »

To repurpose a Full Metal Jacket quote:

"Inside every Mexican, there is an American, trying to get out."
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« Reply #2918 on: July 15, 2015, 11:36:22 am »

To repurpose a Full Metal Jacket quote:

"Inside every Mexican, there is an American, trying to get out."
Yeah, trying to get out of Mexico.

HEYO
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« Reply #2919 on: July 15, 2015, 11:54:27 am »



Of course, Mexican-Trumpmerican would have to be placed under guard for their own protection, in Trump Demexification Centers.

FTFY
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« Reply #2920 on: July 15, 2015, 04:01:15 pm »

Trump's "expertise" isn't exactly in making money off the Military/Industrial complex. But I can only imagine what he'd do once he realized how much money there is to be made in an American War. He probably wouldn't understand the concept of "war profiteering" as a punishable offense but that likely wouldn't stop him.
And suddenly the 1st Trump Battalion deploys to the Mexican border, outfitted with the latest T-16 Trump Rifles, T-1 Trump Tanks, and eating only the finest TRE's. None of that GI-grade slop for our boys!

Of course, Mexican-Americans would have to be placed under guard for their own protection, in Trump Demexification Centers.
And now I need Trump faction replacing Morganites in SMAC(X), thanks RedKing.
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Re: Bay12 2016 Freedom Megathread- Explosions and PBR Edition
« Reply #2921 on: July 15, 2015, 04:30:09 pm »

Don't forget...
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« Reply #2922 on: July 15, 2015, 04:39:36 pm »

Trump would know a lot about sinking three-footers. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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« Reply #2923 on: July 16, 2015, 05:23:14 am »

I came across this on a conservative site:

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« Reply #2924 on: July 16, 2015, 05:38:27 am »

Blargh!

Arch-Conservatives give more moderate Republicans a bad rap. You don't like Obama. Fine. But Obama is not Hitler. Stahp.
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