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[MetalSlimeHunt]

Carson will say God told him to do it, while Cruz sits on the sidelines loudly reading Revelation (by the way, D.Trump fits the prophecy of the Beast, no really).

[nenjin]

That's constantly been running through my head since he's been picking up momentum in the primaries.

Doesn't say much for Satan though if it turns out to be true.

[origamiscienceguy]

(by the way, D.Trump fits the prophecy of the Beast, no really).

Revelation 13: And I saw a beast coming out of the sea. It had ten horns and seven heads, with ten crowns on its horns, and on each head a blasphemous name. 2 The beast I saw resembled a leopard, but had feet like those of a bear and a mouth like that of a lion.

Might want to fact check that one.

[smjjames]

Carson will say God told him to do it, while Cruz sits on the sidelines loudly reading Revelation (by the way, D.Trump fits the prophecy of the Beast, no really).

I thought the Beast in that prophecy was just the Roman Empire?

(by the way, D.Trump fits the prophecy of the Beast, no really).

Revelation 13: And I saw a beast coming out of the sea. It had ten horns and seven heads, with ten crowns on its horns, and on each head a blasphemous name. 2 The beast I saw resembled a leopard, but had feet like those of a bear and a mouth like that of a lion.

Might want to fact check that one.

Sounds like a fractal eldritch abomination.

[Arcvasti]

Carson will say God told him to do it, while Cruz sits on the sidelines loudly reading Revelation (by the way, D.Trump fits the prophecy of the Beast, no really).

Nah, I recall at least one verse about the Beast being "Wounded by the sword and yet still alive". Trump's never put himself in harm's way and probably never will. Unless someone tries to assassinate him and fails, I guess.


Well. Preliminary research indicates the election is tomorrow. This will determine all sorts of things, but mostly the quantity and caliber of new immigrants to Canadia.

(by the way, D.Trump fits the prophecy of the Beast, no really).

Revelation 13: And I saw a beast coming out of the sea. It had ten horns and seven heads, with ten crowns on its horns, and on each head a blasphemous name. 2 The beast I saw resembled a leopard, but had feet like those of a bear and a mouth like that of a lion.

Might want to fact check that one.

given some of the faces the trump is capable of making, that doesn't sound like too unreasonable a description

also symbolism

[Cruxador]

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Fuck me why did I even search that

[nenjin]

Nah, I recall at least one verse about the Beast being "Wounded by the sword and yet still alive". Trump's never put himself in harm's way and probably never will. Unless someone tries to assassinate him and fails, I guess.

I'd like to dispute that.

Have you compared a close up of Trump's face to one even 2 years ago? Dude has bags underneath his eyes big enough to fit a month worth of groceries inside. And that's with professional high-dollar makeup artist. It's the only thing I can notice in those close ups of his smug face. I wonder if, behind the facade, all the pressure of running his campaign the way he is running it is costing him somehow. Like, is going full Trump for this long toxic even to Donald Trump?

delicious Cuban twinks

Fuck me why did I even search that

Mistakes were made!

[MetalSlimeHunt]

delicious Cuban twinks

Fuck me why did I even search that

Mistakes were made!

Yes, mistakes.

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[mainiac]

Everyone always says they're moving to Canada.  If Trump wins, I'm staying in place and converting to Zorastrianism.  Your weird christian and marxist texts clearly did not see this coming.  Ahura Mazda was very clear when he said that Aži Dahāka would terrorize the world and cause people to forsake their traditions.  Doesn't it sound like old Mazda saw this trump guy coming?  So y'all can freeze your assess off in Canada just like the evil dragon Trump wants. I'm gonna stay put, learn to cook tofu and wait for Hushedar to show up like it tells us to in the Avesta.

[Baffler]

Everyone always says they're moving to Canada.  If Trump wins, I'm converting staying in place and converting to Zorastrianism.  Your weird christian and marxist texts clearly did not see this coming.  Ahura Mazda was very clear when he said that Aži Dahāka would terrorize the world and cause people to forsake their traditions.  Doesn't it sound like old Mazda saw this trump guy coming?  So y'all can freeze your assess off in Canada just like the evil dragon Trump wants. I'm gonna stay put, learn to cook tofu and wait for Hushedar to show up like it tells us to in the Avesta.

I don't understand what you're talking about, exactly, but it sounds like something I want to be a part of.

Also, Trump speaks on his healthcare agenda. Not a fan of points 1 or 6, but 2, 3, and 7 actually sound pretty decent.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Everyone always says they're moving to Canada.  If Trump wins, I'm converting staying in place and converting to Zorastrianism.  Your weird christian and marxist texts clearly did not see this coming.  Ahura Mazda was very clear when he said that Aži Dahāka would terrorize the world and cause people to forsake their traditions.  Doesn't it sound like old Mazda saw this trump guy coming?  So y'all can freeze your assess off in Canada just like the evil dragon Trump wants. I'm gonna stay put, learn to cook tofu and wait for Hushedar to show up like it tells us to in the Avesta.

I don't understand what you're talking about, exactly, but it sounds like something I want to be a part of.

Yes, good. However, first you must answer a vital question, and that is: Are you willing to [produce heirs] with your sister or first cousin?

[mainiac]

I have not yet reached that part of the Vendidad.

[Baffler]

Everyone always says they're moving to Canada.  If Trump wins, I'm converting staying in place and converting to Zorastrianism.  Your weird christian and marxist texts clearly did not see this coming.  Ahura Mazda was very clear when he said that Aži Dahāka would terrorize the world and cause people to forsake their traditions.  Doesn't it sound like old Mazda saw this trump guy coming?  So y'all can freeze your assess off in Canada just like the evil dragon Trump wants. I'm gonna stay put, learn to cook tofu and wait for Hushedar to show up like it tells us to in the Avesta.

I don't understand what you're talking about, exactly, but it sounds like something I want to be a part of.

Yes, good. However, first you must answer a vital question, and that is: Are you willing to [produce heirs] with your sister or first cousin?

I don't have any sisters or first cousins...

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Oh, well never mind then.

Unless...well, it depends on the status of your father, really.

[mainiac]

Baffler, important question.  Was your mother a virgin who went swimming in a lake 9 months before you were born?

Also, Trump speaks on his healthcare agenda. Not a fan of points 1 or 6, but 2, 3, and 7 actually sound pretty decent.

3 would just create further pressure for healthcare costs to rise.  It creates a subsidy for companies providing more expensive insurance instead of paying higher wages and salaries.  This is one of the things that encouraged costs to rise for a long time and was finally addressed somewhat by Obamacare.

2 is a red herring.  Companies can already sell across state lines.  What it actually means is weaken the ability of states to enforce their statewide insurance laws.  I.E. Utah has annoying laws that require you actually treat people which cuts into your profits.  So you move your office out of Utah into Idaho and suddenly the standards are much lower.

7 is... alright I guess.

5 would be fantastic!  If we had the slightest fucking clue how to accomplish it.