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Total Members Voted: 5

[LuckyKobold]

The Stoner addresses Fracas
"Whoa bro you sure you like wanna start something?"
The Stoners begin to pull out wooden cudgels.

The Stoner looks at Vera's Portal
"Nah man, I've like heard of the World Forest and I don't wanna miss out on the best weed harvest season of all friggin' time!"

[WillowLuman]

((How many of them are there?))

[~Neri]

"One. Who the crap did you hear about it from? Shouldn't be any other Warpers who deign to talk to stoners. And B. Everything in the World Forest is pretty much realities plants to the power of six. So best weed harvest season? Think of the weedlike plant in the World Forest that's more powerful then normal weed by a factor of six."

[LuckyKobold]

((Roughly a dozen and they're to stoned to feel pain or be effected by illusions.))

"Bro like I have my ways,  And like, While I appreciate the Effort it's just that there's like man-eating plants there and by the time I get back all of my dealers will probably be dead, So no."

[WillowLuman]

((Well, if it's less than 20, Fracas will think he's dealing with a bunch of delinquent youngsters.))

Fracas hits their stash with a fireball. "You all have to learn! I will save you from your Elfish ways!"

[~Neri]

Vera immediately closes the portal and moves away from the stoners. Facepalming.

[LuckyKobold]

((What if it was more than 20?))

Fracas burns the Stoner's Stardust Pile and the Stoners all pause for a few seconds.
"Dude, You're gonna like die, Painfully."
The Stoners are now berserk and proceed to rush Fracas, They are all about 2 feet away in all directions.

Vera closes the Portal and moves away from the Stoners while facepalming.

[WillowLuman]

((If it was 20 or more, his self-delusions wouldn't stop him from seeing them as threats.))

Fire. Fire everywhere.

[~Neri]

Vera dumps Fracas in the Plane of Beaches and Sasquatches. Provided he avoids the Sasquatches, he should be fine till Vera fishes him out. "Dumped him in hell. Calm down stoners. You have a harvest soon."

[LuckyKobold]

Fracas starts chucking fireballs everywhere but misses the Stoners then Vera teleports him to the Plane of Beaches and Sasquatches, Fracas surprised by the sudden environment change accidentally throws a fireball, vaporizing a Sasquatch Cub, In Front of no less than 100 of its now angry relatives.

Upon seeing Fracas vanish the Stoners all stop berserking and some of them begin to cry.
"Bro, We can't harvest without our stardust man, I'M FREAKING OUT!"

[~Neri]

"Why can't you?"

[LuckyKobold]

"DUDE I'M ALREADY GETTING THE SHAKES, WE DEPEND ON SELLING THE STARDUST TO GET OUR FARMING JUNK, NOW WE CAN'T SELL THE STARDUST CAUSE YOUR FRIEND JUST FREAKING VAPORIZED OUR STUFF!"

[~Neri]

"Don't you have farming stuff from last year?"

[WillowLuman]

Fracas creates a large amount of smoke and fire between him and the beasts and books it.

[LuckyKobold]

Fracas creates a large amount of smoke and fire between himself and the Sasquatches and proceeds to run away as fast as possible, Unfortunately he trips and lands flat on his face. The Nearest Sasquatch is 3 feet away and closing fast.