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dresdor

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Immortal Elephants
« on: January 01, 2015, 05:21:34 pm »

So, my hunters are either really incompetent or elephants are way more powerful than they once were.

I've got a load of crossbow-wielding hunters, most of whom are Master marksdwarves by now, and after unloading hundreds of bolts into elephants, there have been no elephant kills.  The best I've seen is a red wound to a trunk, but that elephant fled the map very swiftly.  It seems that the yellow wounds the elephants had been getting heal in a few days, leading to no elephant deaths.

What am I doing wrong?

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Re: Immortal Elephants
« Reply #1 on: January 01, 2015, 05:35:53 pm »

They have always been powerful. Remember Boatmurdered.
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Re: Immortal Elephants
« Reply #2 on: January 01, 2015, 05:56:30 pm »

They have always been powerful. Remember Boatmurdered.

Powerful, yes, but never immortal.  After 800+ rounds, someone should have had a critical hit to the head somewhere.

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« Reply #3 on: January 01, 2015, 06:11:00 pm »

I had a giant attack. The newly elected mayor happened to be the leader of a unit of militia, and apparently everyone liked him so much that the entire dorf population of the fort wanted to protect this new mayor, so they all stacksed-on the Giant, mobbing him from every direction. He soon had very red toes, and feet, and even legs. But no one could reach his head for the killer blow. Eventually someone did, but I laughed when I realised that the head-smasher had a very good climbing skill. XD

Perhaps you're suffering from a similar problem. Are the toenails of your elephants red, so they can hide in a strawberry patch? Are their legs yellow, so that they can hide in... a banana patch?  ;) I mean, the trunk could have reached down and got hurt when it was low enough to reach. We are talking dorfs, here. Really short. Perhaps you need a stepladder  ;D  ;D

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Re: Immortal Elephants
« Reply #4 on: January 01, 2015, 06:14:21 pm »

Well, since its a marksdwarf attacking, I don't think height is a problem (and I've seen kidney/ears/eye injuries).

I finally killed one, but it took a legendary woodcutter with a battle axe.  He chopped the elephant down while everyone else held it down.

Oh, and elephants have been unconcious for most of the battles, so I doubt height is the issue.

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Re: Immortal Elephants
« Reply #5 on: January 01, 2015, 06:16:30 pm »

I saw an ogre rip off a guy's loincloth through a cloak, robe, and a pair of leggings. Because logic.
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Re: Immortal Elephants
« Reply #6 on: January 01, 2015, 06:20:52 pm »

I saw an ogre rip off a guy's loincloth through a cloak, robe, and a pair of leggings. Because logic.

Now THAT'S an atomic megawedgie!!!  :D

...or he could have been wearing his underwear on the outside, like a superhero.  ;)
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Re: Immortal Elephants
« Reply #7 on: January 01, 2015, 06:21:33 pm »

I saw an ogre rip off a guy's loincloth through a cloak, robe, and a pair of leggings. Because logic.

Now THAT is a wedgie the likes of which we can only imagine.  :o

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Re: Immortal Elephants
« Reply #8 on: January 01, 2015, 07:19:05 pm »

Marksdwarves are pretty much useless on their own. They need either infantry support or an enemy that doesn't need to die, per se, to be effective. If the elephants really must die, sent out some speardwarves to help them. Otherwise there's not much they can do but injure them enough to make them run away or piss them off enough to gore your hunters.
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Re: Immortal Elephants
« Reply #9 on: January 01, 2015, 07:29:45 pm »

Marksdwarf sucks. If you want they to kill things, that is.

My stray war elephant was beaten up by a wereskink! All he could do was shaking like a little kitten.
Fortunately he was tough enough to stay alive so the wereskink changed back into a human and was killed by my military.

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Re: Immortal Elephants
« Reply #10 on: January 01, 2015, 07:33:25 pm »

Marksdwarf sucks. If you want they to kill things, that is.

My stray war elephant was beaten up by a wereskink! All he could do was shaking like a little kitten.
Fortunately he was tough enough to stay alive so the wereskink changed back into a human and was killed by my military.

Oh how the mighty marksdwarf has fallen.

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« Reply #11 on: January 01, 2015, 07:36:09 pm »

I saw an ogre rip off a guy's loincloth through a cloak, robe, and a pair of leggings. Because logic.

Ouch. Only in Dwarf Fortress...
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Re: Immortal Elephants
« Reply #12 on: January 01, 2015, 07:43:40 pm »

Marksdwarf sucks. If you want they to kill things, that is.

My stray war elephant was beaten up by a wereskink! All he could do was shaking like a little kitten.
Fortunately he was tough enough to stay alive so the wereskink changed back into a human and was killed by my military.

Oh how the mighty marksdwarf has fallen.

Yeah, when they don't headshot the target like the old days.
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Re: Immortal Elephants
« Reply #13 on: January 01, 2015, 09:19:51 pm »

I finally killed one, but it took a legendary woodcutter with a battle axe.  He chopped the elephant down while everyone else held it down.
You do know that Woodcutter has nothing to do with Axedwarf, right? Only Miner is the same for the military and civilian skills for weapon-using job. However, chopping down trees makes a dwarf strong, so that might have helped.
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Re: Immortal Elephants
« Reply #14 on: January 01, 2015, 10:08:30 pm »

I'd use spear dwarves if yu really want to kill a large animal. They can penitrate the thick hide, puncture organs, cause severe bleeding, and break bones! The hunters might be bad at killing, but paired with some adequate spear fighters, they will take one down pretty easily.
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