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[AoshimaMichio]

Give them a Vulcan salute. Greetings! Crashing into you notwithstanding, I come in peace!

+1

"Let's establish some basic ground rules here. You don't damage my car any further and I will not sell your souls to Cthulhu, Ok?"

[Prophet]

Give them a Vulcan salute. Greetings! Crashing into you notwithstanding, I come in peace!

+1

"Let's establish some basic ground rules here. You don't damage my car any further and I will not sell your souls to Cthulhu, Ok?"

Search for something that can be used as a weapon in the car! Keep it hidden though.

[Fniff]

Search for something that can be used as a weapon in the car! Keep it hidden though.

Well, there is your briefcase that is made out of leather. There is also the lug wrench, though that might be a little awkward. However, since you're dealing with seriously demonic hellbeasts, you doubt anything less then a live show of Kraftwerk who are performing the most exciting parts of the Bible is going to do the trick.

Give them a Vulcan salute. Greetings! Crashing into you notwithstanding, I come in peace!

A dark, clawed fist slams up against the window, cracking it.

"Let's establish some basic ground rules here. You don't damage my car any further and I will not sell your souls to Cthulhu, Ok?"

You say this slightly nervously. The eyes turn sideways, like the head it belongs to is tilted.

[Prophet]

Begin peace talks! If that fails and they attack again begin chanting the most exciting parts of the bible!

[Tomasque]

Begin peace talks! If that fails and they attack again begin chanting the most exciting parts of the bible!

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Then Jesus was led by the Spirit into the wilderness to be tempted by the devil. 2 After fasting forty days and forty nights, he was hungry. 3 The tempter came to him and said, “If you are the Son of God, tell these stones to become bread.”

4 Jesus answered, “It is written: ‘Man shall not live on bread alone, but on every word that comes from the mouth of God.’”

5 Then the devil took him to the holy city and had him stand on the highest point of the temple. 6 “If you are the Son of God,” he said, “throw yourself down. For it is written:

“‘He will command his angels concerning you,
    and they will lift you up in their hands,
    so that you will not strike your foot against a stone.”
7 Jesus answered him, “It is also written: ‘Do not put the Lord your God to the test.”

8 Again, the devil took him to a very high mountain and showed him all the kingdoms of the world and their splendor. 9 “All this I will give you,” he said, “if you will bow down and worship me.”

10 Jesus said to him, “Away from me, Satan! For it is written: ‘Worship the Lord your God, and serve him only.”

11 Then the devil left him, and angels came and attended him.

  That should work...

[Fniff]

"Hey, let's just---"
Another punch, and the cracks just keep getting wider.
"Then J-Jesus was led by the spirit into the wilderness to be tempted by the d-devil! Two! After fas-fasting forty days and forty nights, he was hungry! Three! If you are so-son of God, tell these stones to become bread!"
The eyes stare into you.
"Four, and Jesus a-a-answered, 'It is written: 'Man shall not live on bread alone, but on every word that comes from the mouth of God--'"
"Heretic!"
A flurry of punches comes through, cracking the glass more and more before an unholy screech rings in your ears. The creature backs off, and it's shadow is revealed against the distant lights of the autobahn. There's some blood on the window You can't tell much, but it seems to be nursing it's hand.
A pair of blue eyes appear. They callously stare at the figure, then appear at the driver's door.
You can hear the handle being pulled.

[AoshimaMichio]

Lock the door. Write official contract to end hostilities and ask if they would agree on it. Negotiate.

[Prophet]

Lock the door. Write official contract to end hostilities and ask if they would agree on it. Negotiate.

+1

[Tomasque]

Lock the door. Write official contract to end hostilities and ask if they would agree on it. Negotiate.

+1

+1
 And keep chanting if it doesnt work.

[Prophet]

Lock the door. Write official contract to end hostilities and ask if they would agree on it. Negotiate.

+1

+1
 And keep chanting if it doesnt work.

Also grab the pipe if we are going down we are going down fighting!

[TamerVirus]

Threaten to switch the Kraftwerk CD with a David Hasslehoff CD if they don't leave us alone

[SaberToothTiger]

Be German towards those creatures to scare them off.

[Fniff]

Lock the door. Write official contract to end hostilities and ask if they would agree on it. Negotiate.

You press a button, locking the door loudly. You start writing a contract on the back of a notepad and press it up against the window. The blue eyes seem to be reading it.

Be German towards those creatures to scare them off.

Aha, yes! Shouting in German always scares people, and that's exactly what you need in a high-stakes negotiation. Right, now what was that Claude said to that waitress in Stuttgart? That sounded sufficiently intimidating.
"Ntschuldigung! Ich spreche nicht sehr gut Deutsch! Wieviel kostet das!? Ist das Trinkgeld INBEGRIFFEN!? VIELEN DANK!"
The blue-eyed being seems to be introducing their palm to their face.

Threaten to switch the Kraftwerk CD with a David Hasslehoff CD if they don't leave us alone

You threaten in English to swap out the Kraftwerk for David Hasslehoff. They don't seem that bothered by it. If anything, they look a little interested.
Dammit! You knew David Hasslehoff was in league with the forces of darkness! It was an empty threat anyway. You don't have a David Hasslehoff CD because who the hell does?

Also grab the pipe if we are going down we are going down fighting!

The lug wrench would make an awkward weapon: it's more wheel-shaped then wrench-shaped.
If you mean the other meaning of pipe, well, you have this bong you got for Claude in Amsterdam. He's more into that sort of thing then you, but if you were being ripped apart by demonic hellbeasts maybe the pot would soften it a bit. Everything's better when you're stoned, as proven by last Saturday night in that conference.

[TamerVirus]

Take a couple gnarly rips of Mr.Bong and his friend Mary...Juana

[Tomasque]

Take a couple gnarly rips of Mr.Bong and his friend Mary...Juana

+1 because, why not get high mellow?