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Author Topic: Roll to Generic Dungeon: A Minimalist Adventure: Slaver Grammas, Bears, Kobolds  (Read 6434 times)

Nidilap

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I'm bored, and I need to DM.

You guys are in a dumb town. There is a dumb cave with kobolds and gobbos. This is semi-serious, so no "I laser the earth". Just say how you'd like to play, Fighter, Mage,Thief, whatever fantasy-y.

I should mention all PCs have 10/10/10 for health, Mana, Stamina. Just 10 hp. I like a light number crunch.

PC's:
BlitzDungeoneer: Red Mage
LuckyKobold: "Blue" Mage
richeygator: Rouge, has been kidnapped by gramma.
Hawk132: Gothic Peasant. Has some sick combat skills.
Beirus: Green Squire. Has a rad blade and helmit.
SalsaCookies: Fighter w/ cursed Hamds. Now has 2 followers.
Blazing Glory: Sand Tosser
Sarrak: Axe Lord
Ama: Purple Bard
GunRamen: Bow Boy
« Last Edit: December 15, 2014, 06:40:28 pm by Nidilap »
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Nidilap likes Adamantine, Bituminous Coal, Garnets, Cats for their aloofness, Dwarves for their stupidity, and Swords for their Spikes and edges. When possible, he prefers to eat pizza, ramen noodles, and sushi. He absolutely detests elves and spiders. He needs MTN DEW to get through the working day.

A medium- sized creature prone to great ambition, but only when he feels like it.

BlitzDungeoneer

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Re: Roll to Generic Dungeon minimalist
« Reply #1 on: December 14, 2014, 02:57:32 pm »

I will be... THE RED MAGE!
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Re: Roll to Generic Dungeon minimalist
« Reply #2 on: December 14, 2014, 03:00:37 pm »

I shall be the Blue Mage!

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Re: Roll to Generic Dungeon minimalist
« Reply #3 on: December 14, 2014, 03:07:07 pm »

im the thei...er ???....rouge,im a "rouge" :P
« Last Edit: December 14, 2014, 03:11:02 pm by richeygator »
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Nidilap

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Re: Roll to Generic Dungeon minimalist
« Reply #4 on: December 14, 2014, 03:14:05 pm »

I will be... THE RED MAGE!

[5] You are a Red Mage who is really good at magics. You also are pretty good at using a sword. In fact, you have a spellbook and a sword.

I shall be the Blue Mage!

[3] You are more of a purple-blue Mage. And you aren't good at swording. You have a spellbook, and a dagger.

im the thei...er....rouge,im a "rouge"


[3] You're a rouge who is pretty good at stealing from children and grammas. You have a dagger
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Nidilap likes Adamantine, Bituminous Coal, Garnets, Cats for their aloofness, Dwarves for their stupidity, and Swords for their Spikes and edges. When possible, he prefers to eat pizza, ramen noodles, and sushi. He absolutely detests elves and spiders. He needs MTN DEW to get through the working day.

A medium- sized creature prone to great ambition, but only when he feels like it.

BlitzDungeoneer

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Re: Roll to Generic Dungeon minimalist
« Reply #5 on: December 14, 2014, 03:16:27 pm »

Look for a quest, so that my companions and I may gain XP and loot!
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Re: Roll to Generic Dungeon minimalist
« Reply #6 on: December 14, 2014, 03:20:07 pm »

I am a Black Knight!
« Last Edit: December 14, 2014, 03:37:49 pm by Hawk132 »
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Re: Roll to Generic Dungeon minimalist
« Reply #7 on: December 14, 2014, 03:26:42 pm »

You're a rouge who is pretty good at stealing from children and grammas. You have a dagger
lol i misread that as stealing children grandmas
very well i kidnap a childs grandmother for ransom
« Last Edit: December 15, 2014, 04:44:32 pm by richeygator »
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LuckyKobold

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Re: Roll to Generic Dungeon minimalist
« Reply #8 on: December 14, 2014, 03:31:08 pm »

Graffiti several outlying farmhouses using Purplish-Blue Magic!

Nidilap

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Re: Roll to Generic Dungeon minimalist
« Reply #9 on: December 14, 2014, 03:37:26 pm »

Look for a quest, so that my companions and I may gain XP and loot!

[3] You enter a tavern and meet the barmaid. She tells you that you can go into a forest to kill critters for their pelts.

I am a Black Knight!

[1] You are a peasant who enjoys wearing black clothes. You only have your fists and your, uh, "Knightly Wits".

You're a rouge who is pretty good at stealing from children and grammas. You have a dagger
lol i misread that as stealing children grandmas
very well i kidnap a childs grandmother for ransom


Listen up, boyo. If you wanna do an action, bold it. I'll let it slide now, but from 'ere on out peeps'll get penalties. [1] As you follow a gramma into an alley, she turns around and socks you in the gut. She hops back and two thugs join the gramma! -1 HP

Graffiti several outlying farmhouses using Purplish-Blue Magic!

[5] You graffiti a beautiful painting of the King, which when he sees it, he gives you a bag of [2d6+3]=12 gold pieces!
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Nidilap likes Adamantine, Bituminous Coal, Garnets, Cats for their aloofness, Dwarves for their stupidity, and Swords for their Spikes and edges. When possible, he prefers to eat pizza, ramen noodles, and sushi. He absolutely detests elves and spiders. He needs MTN DEW to get through the working day.

A medium- sized creature prone to great ambition, but only when he feels like it.

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Re: Roll to Generic Dungeon minimalist
« Reply #10 on: December 14, 2014, 03:43:52 pm »

Go to the forest, use Lightning Bolt on a random critter.
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Re: Roll to Generic Dungeon: A Minimalist Adventure
« Reply #11 on: December 14, 2014, 04:00:27 pm »

Go with that mage guy to the forest. Punch out animals.
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Re: Roll to Generic Dungeon: A Minimalist Adventure
« Reply #12 on: December 14, 2014, 04:29:06 pm »

I'll be a Green Knight.
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Re: Roll to Generic Dungeon: A Minimalist Adventure
« Reply #13 on: December 14, 2014, 04:34:03 pm »

Read my spell-book and attempt to graffiti the whole village,if a mob interferes run into the woods. Also attempt to ally with the kobbos.
« Last Edit: December 14, 2014, 04:42:50 pm by LuckyKobold »
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Re: Roll to Generic Dungeon: A Minimalist Adventure
« Reply #14 on: December 14, 2014, 04:39:45 pm »

I am a Giant Ham-Fisted Face Puncher!
« Last Edit: December 14, 2014, 04:41:42 pm by Salsacookies »
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