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Author Topic: The 1 percent per day superpower  (Read 23939 times)

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Re: The 1 percent per day superpower
« Reply #210 on: December 15, 2014, 04:07:47 am »

I think you're right, and Baffler confused "Improve efficiency by 1%" with "Make efficiency 1% closer to 100%". I think.
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Re: The 1 percent per day superpower
« Reply #211 on: February 15, 2015, 03:14:47 am »

So your solution is to cause widespread death and destruction? Congratulations, you're a supervillain.

Solving the dissection thing is just a bonus, its more about these organizations being out of control and needing to be reined in.

So more like a dark superhero from an Alan Moore comic. "V" from V For Vendetta comes to mind.

Now that I think of it though, he was vivisected, wasn't he?

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Anyway, back on topic, could we remove a specific 1%. Like, could we remove the political influence of the richest 1% of the american people?
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Re: The 1 percent per day superpower
« Reply #212 on: February 15, 2015, 03:17:05 am »

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Re: The 1 percent per day superpower
« Reply #213 on: February 15, 2015, 04:04:59 am »

Increase the likelihood of this thread being derailed by 1% per day.

How long would it take us to figure out something's up? :P
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Re: The 1 percent per day superpower
« Reply #214 on: February 15, 2015, 07:52:35 am »

Anyway, back on topic, could we remove a specific 1%. Like, could we remove the political influence of the richest 1% of the american people?
Nope, you could remove 1% of their power, or power of 1% of them, or 1% of all power, or 1% of the people. Not 100% of a 1%.
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Re: The 1 percent per day superpower
« Reply #215 on: February 15, 2015, 08:51:09 am »

1. Decrease muzzle velocity and increase drag coefficient of all weapon projectiles everywhere.

2. Laugh when bullets flop to the ground and artillerymen blow themselves up with their own grenades (...and good luck trying to launch those ICBMs).
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Re: The 1 percent per day superpower
« Reply #216 on: February 15, 2015, 09:19:44 am »

(...and good luck trying to launch those ICBMs).
So... you basically want to turn the entire world into North Korea?
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Re: The 1 percent per day superpower
« Reply #217 on: February 15, 2015, 09:38:22 am »

Ah, so DPRK has finally run out of bullets, has it? It's only a matter of time before the citizens start using advanced weapons technology.
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Re: The 1 percent per day superpower
« Reply #218 on: February 15, 2015, 10:57:56 am »

Decrease America's national debt by 1% a day
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Re: The 1 percent per day superpower
« Reply #219 on: February 15, 2015, 11:02:27 am »

Debt is just a number - all you'd accomplish is deflation coupled with stealing from everyone but the US government.
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Re: The 1 percent per day superpower
« Reply #220 on: February 15, 2015, 12:07:19 pm »

Maybe I think the IS dollar needs to be deflated :p
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Re: The 1 percent per day superpower
« Reply #221 on: February 15, 2015, 12:46:18 pm »

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Re: The 1 percent per day superpower
« Reply #222 on: February 15, 2015, 02:11:24 pm »

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Re: The 1 percent per day superpower
« Reply #223 on: February 15, 2015, 02:17:47 pm »

Change the value of 1% by 1%. It'll drive everyone mad. It doesn't matter which way the value moves.

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Re: The 1 percent per day superpower
« Reply #224 on: February 15, 2015, 10:04:44 pm »

Decrease amount of CO2 in the atmosphere by 1%.

That'll take less than a year to get the stuff down to pre-industrial levels, and can be used every once in a while as needed after you get it down until we've weaned ourselves off fossil fuels. (Reduce the deviation of current climate behavior from the pre-industrial standard by 1% for a while to reverse any points of no return we may have crossed, too. You probably can't eliminate the effects of global warming entirely, but you would be able to turn it into nothing more than the odd freak heat wave, which would be mostly harmless.)

It sure sounds like going after various social metrics is the way to go, but there might be some nasty side-effects because of how quickly things would change. For example, if you used your power to decrease the Gini index of the United States, it would take you about a month and a half to get down to the level of Sweden or Denmark. Doing so would also entail one of the world's biggest and fastest wealth redistribution programs, and probably crash a lot of financial markets. You might end up worse off than before.

I'm having trouble thinking of a bad side-effect of increasing HDI, however. Sub-Saharan Africa still hasn't hit 0.500, and even just bringing it up to the level of Brazil (about 0.75) would do a massive amount of good in less than two months. Bringing the entire world (0.702) up to Canada level would take less than a month. (As a side note, looking at this infographic gives you a good idea of just how far not just the developing but also the developed world has come in the past three and a half decades. Brazil in 2015 has a higher HDI than the UK did in 1980.

(Nobody's hit an HDI of greater than 1 yet, but it's not actually impossible! The benchmarks for an HDI of 1 are a life expectancy of 85 years, a GDP per capita of $75,000, and 18 years of schooling on average. I wouldn't be surprised if we see a country hit 1.00 within the next half century. With our magical power, we could hit that benchmark within two months.)

Increasing the IQ of the human race could be useful. I would worry about the economic fallout, since transforming the average human's lifestyle from that of a factory worker making $3000 in Mumbai to a PhD student living in the Bay Area is almost certainly going to have some side effects. (Of course, we could just incrementally increase the stability of the world economy, which would get rid of any nasty recessions within a month or two, assuming you could measure it.)

The whole point is this: six months with this power and you've solved pretty much all of humanity's biggest problems. After you're finished with that, keep yourself young forever and increase the value of your trust fund by 1% a day. (Such a trust fund would have an annual return on investment of 3678%. Might want to shortcut your path to obscene wealth by working for Wall Street.) After that, you're kind of stuck with doing things for shits and giggles.
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