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Kamamura

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Legendary gelder?
« on: November 27, 2014, 08:54:53 pm »

Maybe from now on, cheesemakers migrants won't be frowned upon.
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Re: Legendary gelder?
« Reply #1 on: November 27, 2014, 08:59:34 pm »

Lol

Well, if that dwarf has good skills in other places, they can still be useful.
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Re: Legendary gelder?
« Reply #2 on: November 27, 2014, 09:12:14 pm »

Never mess with them. :P
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Re: Legendary gelder?
« Reply #3 on: November 27, 2014, 09:14:06 pm »

Give him a knife and put him in the military.
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Re: Legendary gelder?
« Reply #4 on: November 27, 2014, 09:21:51 pm »

Let's hope we can geld prisoners in the future. I want my zoo of gelded elves.
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Re: Legendary gelder?
« Reply #5 on: November 27, 2014, 11:08:14 pm »

Let's hope we can geld prisoners in the future. I want my zoo of gelded elves.

It's a well-known fact that Elves have cloacas, so gelding is kind of out of the question.
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Re: Legendary gelder?
« Reply #6 on: November 27, 2014, 11:09:38 pm »



It's a well-known fact that Elves have cloacas, so gelding is kind of out of the question.
You can geld anything if you cut high enough.

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Re: Legendary gelder?
« Reply #7 on: November 27, 2014, 11:11:24 pm »

Sounds like all the easier to make the Centi-Elf.

[Today I learned that movie was a remake.  'It is sad but not unexpected.']

I wonder how civilized gelded works, tbh.  Probably torture.
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Re: Legendary gelder?
« Reply #8 on: November 27, 2014, 11:18:42 pm »

In ancient China all the city governors were made into eunuchs to prevent them from trying to usurp the Emperor. (The people/military would refuse to be lead by a ruler that can't have a rightful heir; that would defeat the point of a monarchy and make them no better than the "barbaric despots" that surrounded the empire.)
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« Reply #9 on: November 27, 2014, 11:27:39 pm »

I think gelding trains agility.
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Re: Legendary gelder?
« Reply #10 on: November 27, 2014, 11:28:25 pm »

Sounds like all the easier to make the Centi-Elf.

[Today I learned that movie was a remake.  'It is sad but not unexpected.']

I wonder how civilized gelded works, tbh.  Probably torture.
Oh god I did NOT need to learn about that.  I would much prefered to have remained blissfully ignorant.

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Re: Legendary gelder?
« Reply #11 on: November 27, 2014, 11:57:49 pm »

Sounds like all the easier to make the Centi-Elf.

[Today I learned that movie was a remake.  'It is sad but not unexpected.']

I wonder how civilized gelded works, tbh.  Probably torture.
Oh god I did NOT need to learn about that.  I would much prefered to have remained blissfully ignorant.

Its on netflix!!

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Re: Legendary gelder?
« Reply #12 on: November 28, 2014, 01:05:01 am »

It's a well-known fact that Elves have cloacas, so gelding is kind of out of the question.
You can geld anything if you cut high enough.

Unfortunately I'm told you can't caponize roosters in this game, so no, sadly, that is not the case. Sigh.
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Re: Legendary gelder?
« Reply #13 on: November 28, 2014, 01:26:02 am »

For now, I don't know why I need this profession. Can gelded animals produce more meat and fat?
I guess I can just kill their offsprings if I feel there are too many of them.
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Re: Legendary gelder?
« Reply #14 on: November 28, 2014, 01:28:18 am »

For now, I don't know why I need this profession. Can gelded animals produce more meat and fat?
I guess I can just kill their offsprings if I feel there are too many of them.
I think in the future males will potentially be much more aggressive without gelding.
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