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Author Topic: In The Woods  (Read 5094 times)

Worldmaster27

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Re: In The Woods
« Reply #45 on: November 28, 2014, 11:19:36 pm »

You move stealthily towards the cottage...
BUT YOUR LEG!
AH!
IT'S CAUGHT IN A BEAR TRAP!
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Stirk

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Re: In The Woods
« Reply #46 on: November 28, 2014, 11:20:26 pm »

Shoot the nearest corpse. It is obviously the main antagonist in disguise.
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Prophet

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Re: In The Woods
« Reply #47 on: November 28, 2014, 11:20:47 pm »

Scream as loud and as high pitched as you possible can!
« Last Edit: November 28, 2014, 11:45:51 pm by Prophet »
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

Worldmaster27

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Re: In The Woods
« Reply #48 on: November 28, 2014, 11:21:54 pm »

You don't have a gun! And the half-eaten corpses surrounding you, also stuck in bear traps, wouldn't like that.
Then it dawns on you.
Shia LaBeouf is an actual cannibal.
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Cptn Kaladin Anrizlokum

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Re: In The Woods
« Reply #49 on: November 28, 2014, 11:22:17 pm »

Begin burning your leg off!

Then burn the cottage!
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Prophet

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Re: In The Woods
« Reply #50 on: November 28, 2014, 11:24:56 pm »

The answer is simple become a better cannibal then he is!
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

Stirk

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Re: In The Woods
« Reply #51 on: November 28, 2014, 11:25:59 pm »

I don't have a gun? I deserve this. Vow to join the NRA and purchase more firearms than the US army if I make it out of this.
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Re: In The Woods
« Reply #52 on: November 28, 2014, 11:34:51 pm »

Counterattack the bear trap!

Edit:Gah! I keep forgetting to erase sentences all the way when I decide to change them!
« Last Edit: November 28, 2014, 11:47:18 pm by Lyeos »
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Prophet

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Re: In The Woods
« Reply #53 on: November 28, 2014, 11:46:19 pm »

Seduce the bear trap!
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: In The Woods
« Reply #54 on: November 29, 2014, 03:04:04 am »

Gnaw off our leg!
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Quiet
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Worldmaster27

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Re: In The Woods
« Reply #55 on: November 29, 2014, 11:39:48 am »

Judging by the nearby corpses, Shia LaBeouf doesn't like his meat cooked.
And so you set your pants on fire, just to spite him.
You then try to set the bear trap on fire, but the metal doesn't burn.
The bear trap doesn't respond to your seductive gestures.
You're gnawing off your leg!
Quiet, quiet!
You are now free of the bear trap.
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Re: In The Woods
« Reply #56 on: November 29, 2014, 01:17:55 pm »

Limp towards the cottage... Quietly?
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Re: In The Woods
« Reply #57 on: November 29, 2014, 01:59:45 pm »

Limp towards the cottage... Quietly?
And burn it down!
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Re: In The Woods
« Reply #58 on: November 29, 2014, 02:32:32 pm »

Let out a cry of anger and charge at the cabin's door!
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: In The Woods
« Reply #59 on: November 29, 2014, 03:28:26 pm »

Lick the bear trap
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