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[Worldmaster27]

"You ruined transformers, now I ruin YOU!"
You chuck the rock at him, and despite the fading light and the 30 feet between you, you make a solid throw.
He holds up a hand and catches it before it can hit his head.
Shia LaBeouf clenches his fist and the rock shatters.
He says nothing.
You contemplate turning his skin into a mask and his bones into a transformer, but first you have to kill him.

[Stirk]

Seduce him by firelight. This will make him easier to kill.

[Lyeos]

Distract him with the string. With reflexes like those, he must be part cat.
Ha! Thought I wouldn't find this game in time to post in it, did you?

[Prophet]

Seduce him by firelight. This will make him easier to kill.

+1

Distract him with the string. With reflexes like those, he must be part cat.
Ha! Thought I wouldn't find this game in time to post in it, did you?

+1

[Worldmaster27]

You try to make seductive gestures, but you don't think Shia LaBeouf is into you.
Or maybe he is.
He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint, heading right for you.
You unravel a bit of the thread and wave it in his general direction.
He doesn't react, and is gaining on you.

[flame99]

Seduce him by firelight. This will make him easier to kill.

+1

Distract him with the string. With reflexes like those, he must be part cat.
Ha! Thought I wouldn't find this game in time to post in it, did you?

+1

+1

[Lyeos]

Let him get close, then, if he doesn't leap, jump into the air and slam your feet down on his back.
If he does leap, drop to a crouch ASAP and see if you can't grab him and toss him into the fire.

I'm somewhat doubtful either of these would ever actually work, but, eh, it's a game.

[KingofstarrySkies]

PTW.

You glorious fucker.

[Worldmaster27]

He's almost upon you now and you can see...
There's blood on his face.
My god, there's blood everywhere!
This shakes your nerves down the last, and you run away.
You're running for your life from Shia LaBeouf.
He's brandishing a knife, it's Shia LaBeouf!
Looking back as you run, you notice he has a...
hungry...
look in his eyes.
While you aren't paying attention, you trip over a fallen log but you're alright.
Looking back, the Hollywood superstar fades off into the shadows.

[Stirk]

Looking back as you run, you notice he has a...
hungry...
look in his eyes.

Subduction successful.

Burn everything and run. Something is wrong and the only cure is fire.

[jetex1911]

Pick a random direction, and start skulking that way.

Maybe we can find our car if we get lucky, and either way we might escape from

Shia LaBeouf.

[Cptn Kaladin Anrizlokum]

Looking back as you run, you notice he has a...
hungry...
look in his eyes.

Subduction successful.

Burn everything and run. Something is wrong and the only cure is fire.

+1

[Ama]

Looking back as you run, you notice he has a...
hungry...
look in his eyes.

Subduction successful.

Burn everything and run. Something is wrong and the only cure is fire.

+1

+1 Make sure to set our clothes on fire to help in the purging.

[~Neri]

Turn Shia LaBeouf`s skin into a mask. Then craft a transformer from his bones.

Yes. +1.  Throw the rock first.

[Dorsidwarf]

Turn Shia LaBeouf`s skin into a mask. Then craft a transformer from his bones.

Yes. +1.  Throw the rock first.

I don't think you've even paying attention.