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Author Topic: Roll to Nothing. Now with more Nothing.  (Read 68787 times)

Prophet

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Re: Roll to Nothing. Now with oceans and fish.
« Reply #135 on: November 25, 2014, 10:47:17 pm »

Tell him/her to go forth and multiply.
[4]: You tell him to but he has no one to multiply with.

Wait to see if these idjit adventurers will ever form civilizations.
[5]: They settle down and make civilizations!

Did those instruments ever get made? No? Try that again.
[2]: Nope.
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

Lyeos

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Re: Roll to Nothing. Now with oceans and fish.
« Reply #136 on: November 25, 2014, 10:56:35 pm »

Organize a dance party for the monsters of the realm.
We'll call it...


* Lyeos dons a pair of shades.

THE MONSTER MASH!!!

Ye-noooooooo!
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Re: Roll to Nothing. Now with oceans and fish.
« Reply #137 on: November 25, 2014, 11:15:16 pm »

Explain that it is perfectly fine to multiply with other races.
[4]: He is told this.

Organize a dance party for the monsters of the realm.
We'll call it...


* Lyeos dons a pair of shades.

THE MONSTER MASH!!!

Ye-noooooooo!

[1]: The monsters now hate the god Lyeos Lord Billy Shufflebottom.
« Last Edit: November 25, 2014, 11:24:08 pm by Prophet »
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Re: Roll to Nothing. Now with oceans and fish.
« Reply #138 on: November 25, 2014, 11:21:12 pm »

Reinforce the point that within this universe I am
First name: Lord
Middle name: Billy
Last Name: Shufflebottom
The: Seventeenth.
A: Mimic.
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Re: Roll to Nothing. Now with oceans and fish.
« Reply #139 on: November 25, 2014, 11:22:15 pm »

Reinforce the point that within this universe I am
First name: Lord
Middle name: Billy
Last Name: Shufflebottom
The: Seventeenth.
A: Mimic.

[AUTO]: Fine.
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Re: Roll to Nothing. Now with oceans and fish.
« Reply #140 on: November 25, 2014, 11:26:44 pm »

Turn the bards into living instruments.
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Re: Roll to Nothing. Now with oceans and fish.
« Reply #141 on: November 25, 2014, 11:29:05 pm »

Wait for some tasty adventurers to eat.
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Re: Roll to Nothing. Now with oceans and fish.
« Reply #142 on: November 25, 2014, 11:33:18 pm »

Turn the bards into living instruments.
[5]: The become living instruments.

Wait for some tasty adventurers to eat.
[1]: Lord Billy Shufflebottom goes out and makes friends with a adventurer party.
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Re: Roll to Nothing. Now with oceans and fish.
« Reply #143 on: November 25, 2014, 11:36:51 pm »

Trick them into becoming my pawns.
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Re: Roll to Nothing. Now with oceans and fish.
« Reply #144 on: November 25, 2014, 11:53:07 pm »

Join Lyeos's party as "JJ", the blind blues bard (secretly an omnimancer avatar) to set out on adventure or something.
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Re: Roll to Nothing. Now with oceans and fish.
« Reply #145 on: November 26, 2014, 12:00:46 am »

Trick them into becoming my pawns.
[5]: There wills are yours to command.

Join Lyeos's party as "JJ", the blind blues bard (secretly an omnimancer avatar) to set out on adventure or something.
[4]: You join his party.
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Re: Roll to Nothing. Now with oceans and fish.
« Reply #146 on: November 26, 2014, 12:02:44 am »

Excellent! Why not convince them to start up a small village?
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« Reply #147 on: November 26, 2014, 12:09:54 am »

Excellent! Why not convince them to start up a small village?

Sing uplifting but bluesy songs to help them work.
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Re: Roll to Nothing. Now with oceans and fish.
« Reply #148 on: November 26, 2014, 12:14:06 am »

Excellent! Why not convince them to start up a small village?
[2]: You are distracted by some downlifting music.

Excellent! Why not convince them to start up a small village?

Sing uplifting but bluesy songs to help them work.
[1]: Your music makes them lazy and is very downlifting
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Re: Roll to Nothing. Now with oceans and fish.
« Reply #149 on: November 26, 2014, 12:17:05 am »

I think you mean depressing?
How about a house to rest in between adventures, then?
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