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[piecewise]

• The Celebrated Blow Method - Uh. I hope this revolves around improvising blowdarts and not weaponized fellatio.
  
• Agile Coffin School - Especially popular with vampires. Horrible, horrible vampires that bounce around their coffins in broad daylight, crushing people to death.
  
• The Putrid Cocoon Path - I guess if you roll around in excrement, people will be hesitant to punch you.
  
• The Spider Method - Also known as living in Australia.
  
• The Ecstatic Art of the One hundred and twenty Club - Weaponized nightclubbing, apparently.
  
• The Lucky Path of the Electric Stampede - Segway Hit and Run.
  

If you're still accepting generator requests, I'd like to request a building generator.

What do you mean by "Building"? There are a hell of a lot of different structures that mankind has made over the years, and everything from an outhouse to the great pyramid of giza is considered a building. I need specifics. Time period too.

[Harry Baldman]

Ooh, a bathroom or outhouse generator. Include possibilities for messages on walls, mysterious stains of varying shapes and colors, variable numbers of stalls, different models of toilet and missing hygienic articles.

[piecewise]

Ooh, a bathroom or outhouse generator. Include possibilities for messages on walls, mysterious stains of varying shapes and colors, variable numbers of stalls, different models of toilet and missing hygienic articles.

thats the kind of stupid I can get behind.

[Empiricist]

I was going to specify futuristic apartment blocks and offices, but the outhouse idea sounds much better.

[piecewise]

I have 4 pages worth of authentic bathroom graffiti so far.

[Gentlefish]

...Is it wrong I'm so excited for this?

[chaotic skies]

Nope. I'll probably throw a party when he makes this.

[AoshimaMichio]

How about personality generator? Nothing as extensive as DF, but some psychological values to guide character behaviour.

[Comrade P.]

Nope. I'll probably throw a party when he makes this.

...
Part aftermath generator, PW, pls?

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

Nope. I'll probably throw a party when he makes this.

...
Part aftermath generator, PW, pls?

"You live in upper-class housing.
There is a large snake tied around a broken lamp on the roof.
You no longer have your liver."

[IndigoFenix]

How about a mythological monster generator?  Look up Wikipedia's list of legendary creatures by type for ideas, then mix up elements accordingly.

"A creature with the head and upper body of a horse with the back and rear legs of a lion.  It can turn people to stone with its breath.  It is aggressive, but can be placated by giving it gold."
"A green eagle.  It can cause seizures in those who meet its gaze.  It takes on the form of a woman and seduces human men in order to reproduce."
"A winged bear that lives in rivers.  It stalks humans and drinks their blood.  It can be driven off by the smell of potatoes."

[TheBiggerFish]

PTW.

[Parsely]

Where's the random skeleton generator?

[chaotic skies]

Where's the random skeleton generator?

"This is a horse skeleton. All craftsmanship is of the highest quality. It is menacing with spikes of bone. It has the words "Spooky Scary" on it's side."

[flabort]

Requesting a gibberish word generator, for... perplexicon reasons.