Besides, dwarves can't be communist. They have a state.
Wat? Communism pretty much NEEDS to have a state, or some central governance to control production.
That's leninist State Capitalism you're talking about. aka 20th century "communism" that is the complete opposite of Marx's ideas.
Marx's stages go:
1) Capitalism - as we know it.
2) Socialism - economic power held by worker's communes, some vestiges of the state remain. "communes" here basically means that all workplaces are owned/run by direct democratic decision by the workers in them. Hence, "the workers own the means of production". In Marxism, this means e.g. the workers in a shoe factory
own the shoe factory and get a direct say in how it runs. The Soviets gave lip service to this concept, but in actuality workers did not have any of the autonomy Marx called for.
Communism - worker's communes become self-governing, the state dissolves.
Lenin introduced an "extra" stage after capitalism and before socialism, where the economy was run by large bureaucratic systems owned by the government. This was basically the capitalist system but with ownership shifted to the government. In Lenin's time they actually referred to this as "State Capitalism", not Communism, and it was promised to be a stop-gap measure before economic control was devolved to the communes. Not even Lenin had the balls to refer to the Soviet economic system as communism.
What actually happened is that the communes were exterminated by Lenin and Stalin and the promised evolution though Marx's stages of socialism => communism never began.
The definition of a
commune is basically a local council where everyone gets a say/vote, so "communism" in Marxism mean "rule by local councils". The local councils are the CENTRAL organizing bodies in Marxism. The Russians
exterminated the communes, hence, they're not true communists.
Another way to interpret Marx's theories is about breaking down polarities. There is tension between the "owner" class and "employee" class. If the two classes are merged, then the conflict vanishes. This is the "socialism" phase - workers become owners of the enterprises they work in. Similar for Communism, there is a polarity between the political and economic spheres, with parallel systems. Marx believed political systems are built and maintained to keep the economically powerful in place. Hence Marx says to dissolve this polarity be eliminating the state apparatus and devolve the decision making rights to the economic units - which are what he called communes.
The Soviet system however doesn't achieve ANY of this breakdown of class issues. You still have workers and owners, but now the owners are politicians. You still have economic and political hierarchies as separate heirarchies (not combined as in Marx's ideas), and the political structures STILL exist to suppress the worker's class.