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flame99

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you are flameboy99
« on: October 22, 2014, 05:15:25 pm »
you are a room.
you contain a PERSON, a DOOR, a SUSPICIOUS LOOKING RUG, and a KEY UNDER SAID RUG.
the door is not locked.
you're certain this will result in a sarcastic message calling the PERSON an idiot.
by the way, the PERSON seems quite intent on escaping.

what do?
« Last Edit: November 30, 2014, 02:51:37 am by flameboy99 »
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Tawa

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Re: You are room
« Reply #1 on: October 22, 2014, 05:16:48 pm »
Glue rug against door to lock it.
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Re: you are room
« Reply #2 on: October 22, 2014, 05:17:43 pm »
Absorb key into stone.
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MedicInDisquise

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Re: you are room
« Reply #3 on: October 22, 2014, 05:20:47 pm »
Satanic Messages.
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Re: you are room
« Reply #4 on: October 22, 2014, 05:22:03 pm »
Move inward slightly
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Re: You are room
« Reply #5 on: October 22, 2014, 05:23:33 pm »
((For the record, I have 0 idea where I'm going with this))

Quote from: Tawarochir on October 22, 2014, 05:16:48 pm
Glue rug against door to lock it.
the RUG flies against the DOOR and firmly adheres itself using UNKNOWABLE ARCANA
the PERSON is mildly confused
Quote from: blazing glory on October 22, 2014, 05:17:43 pm
Absorb key into stone.
the KEY is now stone
Quote from: MedicInDisquise on October 22, 2014, 05:20:47 pm
Satanic Messages.
you do SATANIC MESSAGES
they are reversed and placed in heavy metal albums
Quote from: tntey on October 22, 2014, 05:22:03 pm
Move inward slightly
you move inward slightly
the PERSON seems scared

the PERSON hits the RUG, eventually breaking it because your creator was cheap
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Re: you are room
« Reply #6 on: October 22, 2014, 05:25:40 pm »
Walls, grow tentacles and many eyes and teeth, get all fleshy.
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Re: you are room
« Reply #7 on: October 22, 2014, 05:25:53 pm »
Fling door at person.
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Re: you are room
« Reply #8 on: October 22, 2014, 05:26:54 pm »
Have you had lunch yet? eat the.. remains of the rug, while somehow staring at your creator.
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Tawa

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Re: you are room
« Reply #9 on: October 22, 2014, 05:29:18 pm »
Reenact the trash compactor scene from Star Wars, but at speed x100000000000.
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Re: you are room
« Reply #10 on: October 22, 2014, 05:44:01 pm »
Provide comforting furniture for your guest. In front of the door, of course.
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Re: you are room
« Reply #11 on: October 22, 2014, 05:59:36 pm »
Quote from: Kevak on October 22, 2014, 05:25:40 pm
Walls, grow tentacles and many eyes and teeth, get all fleshy.
the walls comply
the PERSON is terrified
the GM reminds somebody named KEVAK to update his games
i mean, it's been like, what, a month since way? was updated.
Quote from: blazing glory on October 22, 2014, 05:25:53 pm
Fling door at person.
the door is flinged at the PERSON!
he's hit and kinda dazed
Quote from: MedicInDisquise on October 22, 2014, 05:26:54 pm
Have you had lunch yet? eat the.. remains of the rug, while somehow staring at your creator.
nope
you grab the shreds with a tentacle, pop it into a mouth, and loudly and messily chew
meanwhile you stare disconcertingly at the GM
the GM is terrified
the name pickle inspector pops into your mind
Quote from: Tawarochir on October 22, 2014, 05:29:18 pm
Reenact the trash compactor scene from Star Wars, but at speed x100000000000.
the trash compactor scene is reenacted
including the part where they get rescued
d'oh!
Quote from: Graknorke on October 22, 2014, 05:44:01 pm
Provide comforting furniture for your guest. In front of the door, of course.
you provide a nice ARMCHAIR directly in front of the door
unfortunately, the PERSON cannot enjoy the ARMCHAIR, as he has escaped the ROOM at 100000000000 times normal speed!
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Re: you are room
« Reply #12 on: October 22, 2014, 06:02:21 pm »
chase after him at speed x100000000000000 speed
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Re: you are room
« Reply #13 on: October 22, 2014, 06:05:10 pm »
Quote from: MedicInDisquise on October 22, 2014, 06:02:21 pm
chase after him at speed x100000000000000 speed
you are the ROOM, and therefore cannot chase him at any speed!
you can, however, be the NEXT ROOM
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Tawa

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Re: you are room
« Reply #14 on: October 22, 2014, 06:08:38 pm »
Rewind time x100000000000000 speed

Then reenact the scene, minus the part where they get rescued, which is replaced with a gory, bloody death
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