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[masked_krusader]

(Slightly weird 'cause of the way rolls matched to the actions.  I thought the kitty horde was weird, but I think an alien hive getting filled with cat snacks takes the cake for me.)

Grab Batman's feet and swing him around, bashing his head into anything and everything.

[3] (2)  You try, but Batman jumps out of reach.

Claw my way out of the treats. Leap on top of a dresser or open door. Balance precariously, yet elegantly.

[4] (9)  You sail out of the mountain of cat snacks, performing a graceful pirouette, landing perfectly on an alien's head, and balancing like a gymnast.

Help Ozarck.

[6] (14)  The alien holds very still, helping the balance, as another gives Ozarck a cat snack.


NPC TURN

Batman [5] (9)  Batman drops a smoke pellet and moves to another part of the facility.

[Wolfkit]

Chase down Batman and tackle him into the wall.

[Ozarck]

This will do nicely.

make myself comfortable. Enjoy a modest amount of treatsies.

[Prophet]

Worship the cat god then breed more aliens.

[Generally me]

become batmans face then bite everything fleshy

[masked_krusader]

Chase down Batman and tackle him into the wall.

[1] (4)  You find him, and then tackle him through the wall, into the Batcave.

This will do nicely.

make myself comfortable. Enjoy a modest amount of treatsies.

[1] (1)  You make yourself very uncomfortable, and you run off into who-knows-where.

Worship the cat god then breed more aliens.

[5] (2)  You are too confused by Ozarck running off to do that.

become batmans face then bite everything fleshy

[5] (4)  You are not Batman's face, Batman's face is Batman's face, silly! 


NPC TURN

Batman [1] (2)  Batman tries to do something or other but the gm is too lazy to figure out what he fails to do.

[Prophet]

Make a underground city.

[Ozarck]

locate a laundry basket to hide in. Preferably one with clean clothes, not dirty.

[Wolfkit]

Roundhouse kick Batman. In the head.

[Ama]

SPAWN AS DEATH BOT. DESTROY BATMAN`S FACE.

[masked_krusader]

Make a underground city.

[1] (2)  You decide your hive is good enough.

locate a laundry basket to hide in. Preferably one with clean clothes, not dirty.

[1] (3)  You manage to find a laundry basket with clean clothes.  In an alien hive.  Huh.

Roundhouse kick Batman. In the head.

[4] (3)  You miss.

SPAWN AS DEATH BOT. DESTROY BATMAN`S FACE.

[5] (2)  You spawn as a human.


NPC TURN

Batman [6] (10)  Batman starts fleeing.

[Wolfkit]

Shoot Batman with experimental grappling hook SMG, then reel him in.

[Prophet]

Construct a underground hive network.

[Ozarck]

Question not the Laundry Goddess. She knoweth her business.

curl up in said laundry. Sleep.

[masked_krusader]

Shoot Batman with experimental grappling hook SMG, then reel him in.

[3] (6)  You have captured Batman!

Construct a underground hive network.

[4] (5)  You already had that, but I guess you can expand it.

Question not the Laundry Goddess. She knoweth her business.

curl up in said laundry. Sleep.

[2] (1)  The Laundry Goddess whisks away the basket before you can sleep in it.


NPC TURN

Batman [1] (1)  He tries to escape but just knocks himself out.