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[masked_krusader]

Build a temple for Ozarch to live in.

[1] (2)  You attempt to, but you don't know much about architectural engineering, so it collapses around your ears.

Secretly dress Prophet up as a cat.

[5] (10)  He is dressed up as a cat.  He is unaware of this.

Find Batman. Inject him with a powerful amnesiac.

[5] (7)  You find him, and shoot him with a dart.  It isn't very powerful, though, and all he forgets is that you shot him.

Tolerate the alternate spelling of my name magnanimously. Meow for snacksies.

[1] (3)  You are very magnanimous.  MEOW


NPC TURN

Batman [3] (7)  Batman wakes up and punches Wolfkit in the face!

Cats [6] (17)  All the cats start meowing and climbing all over the cat-dressed-alien.

[Wolfkit]

Wrestle Batman into submission.

[Prophet]

Feed Ozarck and the kitty horde then pet them.

[masked_krusader]

Wrestle Batman into submission.

[5] (7+1)  You start wrestling Batman, and gain the advantage!

Feed Ozarck and the kitty horde then pet them.

[5] (1)  You feed all the cats to the aliens.  Oops.


NPC TURN

Batman [5] ( 8 )  Batman successfully escapes the submission attempt.

(Sheesh, my dice love the d12.)



Freaking emoticon.

[Prophet]

Resurrect Ozarck.

[Ozarck]

Did I get eaten? It's hard to meow when eaten.

If dead, await resurrection. Else, await snacksies.

[Wolfkit]

Pick up Batman and throw him into the wall head first. Repeat.

[masked_krusader]

Resurrect Ozarck.

[6] (13)  You resurrect Ozarck.  He's missing patches of fur, but he's fine.

Did I get eaten? It's hard to meow when eaten.

If dead, await resurrection. Else, await snacksies.

[1] (3)  SNACKS

Pick up Batman and throw him into the wall head first. Repeat.

[6] (3+1)  You miss.


NPC TURN

Batman [2] (6)  Batman headbutts Wolfkit so hard, they both are knocked unconscious.

[Wolfkit]

Wake up

[Prophet]

Put cat snacks on the ground for Ozarck.

[Ozarck]

make that weird stuttering sound some cats make when they are trying to almost meow (e.e.e.e.e.? kekekekekeke? ackackackack?) Clean fur nonchalantly.

[masked_krusader]

Wake up

[2] (6)  Both you and Batman wake up!

Put cat snacks on the ground for Ozarck.

[1] (4)  The hive area is flooded with cat snacks!

make that weird stuttering sound some cats make when they are trying to almost meow (e.e.e.e.e.? kekekekekeke? ackackackack?) Clean fur nonchalantly.

[4] (6)  You (weird cat stutter) as you are buried in cat snacks.


NPC TURN

Batman [1] (3)  Batman beats the living tar out of Wolfkit.  He loses his +1 to physical actions!

(This was a slightly weird turn.)

[Wolfkit]

Grab Batman's feet and swing him around, bashing his head into anything and everything.

[Ozarck]

((THIS was a slightly weird turn? As opposed to the normal ones we've been having?))

Claw my way out of the treats. Leap on top of a dresser or open door. Balance precariously, yet elegantly.

[Prophet]

Help Ozarck.