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Author Topic: Roll to Dice (minimalist) The tyranny is over! ~ Come Join! ~  (Read 15607 times)

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Roll to Dice (minimalist) The tyranny is over! ~ Come Join! ~
« on: October 22, 2014, 01:16:04 pm »

ROLL TO DICE


Minimalist, so do whatever you want!  I will roll a d6 to determine what die I will use to roll for your action.  The dice are: d4, d6, d8, d10, d12, and d20.

First turn will be posted when I get five bolded actions.  Unbolded actions will be ignored.

Let the games begin!  8)
« Last Edit: November 17, 2014, 10:51:52 am by masked_krusader »
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Re: Roll to Dice (minimalist)
« Reply #1 on: October 22, 2014, 02:32:58 pm »

Acquire a small fighter spacecraft.
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Re: Roll to Dice (minimalist)
« Reply #2 on: October 22, 2014, 02:44:50 pm »

Roll a d7
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Re: Roll to Dice (minimalist)
« Reply #3 on: October 22, 2014, 02:55:06 pm »

Eat a small child
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Re: Roll to Dice (minimalist)
« Reply #4 on: October 22, 2014, 08:31:31 pm »

Start a cult.
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Re: Roll to Dice (minimalist)
« Reply #5 on: October 22, 2014, 10:07:34 pm »

Incarnate as a cat

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Re: Roll to Dice (minimalist)
« Reply #6 on: October 22, 2014, 11:49:33 pm »

Acquire a small fighter spacecraft.

[6] (3) You attempt to steal a fighter from a research base, but you get caught.

Roll a d7

[5] (11) You somehow get a hold of a d7.  :o  You roll a 5.

Eat a small child

[4] (1) You attempt to catch a child, but you failed to see that it was wearing a karate gi, and a black belt.

Start a cult.

[2] (1) You try to convince people to join your cult, but you come across as a dangerous lunatic and they lynch you.

Incarnate as a cat

[5] (12) You incarnate as a large and powerful lion, prompting hunters to hunt you down.


NPC TURN

Karate Kid: [3] (5) Karate Kid jump kicks Jboy2000000 in the chest, knocking him down.

Hunters: [2] (6) They are so scared of Ozarck lion that they try to use a bomb to kill him, and it detonates before they get away, blowing Ozarck and themselves up.

(Okay, so apparently there IS a d7, but the sides aren't very equal.)
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Re: Roll to Dice (minimalist)
« Reply #7 on: October 23, 2014, 12:21:54 am »

Resurrect myself.
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Re: Roll to Dice (minimalist)
« Reply #8 on: October 23, 2014, 05:55:03 am »

Bluff my way into becoming the owner of the research base.
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Re: Roll to Dice (minimalist)
« Reply #9 on: October 24, 2014, 12:17:57 pm »

Resurrect myself.

[5] (3) You fail to resurrect.

Bluff my way into becoming the owner of the research base.

[1] (4) You are now the proud father owner of a research base!  Unfortunately, alien organisms that were being studied have broken out and are now attacking the personnel!
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Re: Roll to Dice (minimalist)
« Reply #10 on: October 24, 2014, 12:32:21 pm »

Use experimental taser railguns to recapture the aliens!
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Re: Roll to Dice (minimalist)
« Reply #11 on: October 24, 2014, 02:38:16 pm »

Possess someone in the research base down the road.
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Re: Roll to Dice (minimalist)
« Reply #12 on: October 24, 2014, 11:06:00 pm »

Flail my arms like a lunatic.
Or a person doing a modern dance.
They're the same thing, really.
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Re: Roll to Dice (minimalist)
« Reply #13 on: October 25, 2014, 01:51:56 pm »

Use experimental taser railguns to recapture the aliens!
By the way, fixed.  :P

[5] (6) You succeed in recapturing some of the aliens, but the rest are on the attack!

Possess someone in the research base down the road.

[6] (19) You possess all of the aliens!  They will do your bidding!

Flail my arms like a lunatic.
Or a person doing a modern dance.
They're the same thing, really.

[3] (4)  You flail about.  Good job.
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Re: Roll to Dice (minimalist) Ghost possessed aliens!
« Reply #14 on: October 25, 2014, 01:56:27 pm »

Escape out into the wilderness.
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