The world will change, but doomforests will withstand.
Welcome to doomforests, new, innocent, cultless migrants! I am here to give you a tour of the fort. Down here is the tower which was founded by the under - minister of not dying horribly... Or someone like that. Down here are the human traders!
Guards: DIE, WEREBEAST SCUM!!!!!
Moooving on... Here's the big hall... Over there is the monument to the former chief medical dwarf taupe the II...
Taupe's ghost: shut up
Oh! And ooover there is drazoth the-
Drazoth: shut up, go away
Yeesh, you can't give a good tour around here...
Moooooooooooooving on!
Here is astville! Named after the werebeast who found it during her excursions to the caverns! Then she tore all the citizens to threads.
Here is the home of the mechanatechno sect, who l-
random cultist:get away from our precious crundles!
Moving on...
Here is the queen's throne roo-
The queen: hey! I asked you to clean my boots! Stop doing that and-
Moving on...
And, here is the goblin minister's room
Smunstu: that's former minister of agriculture, recently appointed prime minister, thank you very much!
Sorry...
And that concludes the tour! There is, of course, much more to see, the many cults, for example. And the soap, for another example! But you can find that out for yourself. Here in doomforests.
Lesser empires have risen and fallen in the nearly 40 years that this fortress has gone for. Vampires, necromancers, goblins, demon goats, demon snails the-names-of-which-we-dare-not-utter-lest-we-invoke-their-wrath, crundles, more crundles, ghosts, ministers, soap, werebeasts and much, much more have ended up, washed here by the cruel oceon of life.
Welcome,
To doomforests.
Edit: just took out some typos and stuff