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[masked_krusader]

Teleport back into the first dimension.

[NAV]

Program a retro platformer.

[taat]

Make actions not require bolding

[bigjaredmonkey]

Preform an occult ritual to cause the tooth to grow into an eldritch horror.

[14]
it grows into a horse-sized Cthulhu.

Teleport back into the first dimension.

[20]
you fail spectacularly to teleport to the fourth dimension, that you teleport back to your home dimension.

Program a retro platformer.

[17]
you create a retro platformer in modern graphics, everyone loves it. like all the time, idiots say that you ripped off <insert platformer name here> because you made a platformer. no one cares about those people though. congratulations on earning $10,000,000 in your first year!

Make actions not require bolding

[4-word of GM]
no.

[Wolfkit]

Steal BigJaredMonkey's sanity, bake it into a quiche, and feed it to my pet Cthulhu

[taat]

Steal wolfkit's pet cthulhu, bake it into bigjaredmonkey's sanity and feed it to a quiche

[masked_krusader]

Aquire powers of flight. (including Required Secondary Powers)

[NAV]

Invent the Bauxite Ray Tesla iSpitoon.

[bigjaredmonkey]

Steal BigJaredMonkey's sanity, bake it into a quiche, and feed it to my pet Cthulhu

Steal wolfkit's pet cthulhu, bake it into bigjaredmonkey's sanity and feed it to a quiche

[4 vs 18]
taat stole wolfkit's pet cthulhu, and proceeded to bake it in my sanity. it was then fed to a quiche.

Aquire powers of flight. (including Required Secondary Powers)

[3]
you aquire the power of flight, along with the required secondary powers. however, you can only fly for 3 minutes at a time, or the secondary powers will stop working.

Invent the Bauxite Ray Tesla iSpitoon.

[14]
you do so, it is treated as every other touchscreen handheld device. it's screen is tough, but it shorts out and breaks completely when wet.

THIS NEEDS MORE MADNESS

[Wolfkit]

"No! Why would you do that to my pet!"
Begin occult ritual to turn the quiche into an eldritch abomination. Then feed taat to my new pet.

[masked_krusader]

BRUTALLY MURDER ALL THE PLAYERS.
(Here's some madness!)

[NAV]

Release a flappy bird clone for fireplaces.

[taat]

Eat self whole so I will become uneatable

[bigjaredmonkey]

"No! Why would you do that to my pet!"
Begin occult ritual to turn the quiche into an eldritch abomination. Then feed taat to my new pet.

[5]
see you in about 2-3 days!

BRUTALLY MURDER ALL THE PLAYERS.
(Here's some madness!)

[20]
Gibs fly everywhere. the occult ritual was stopped. and so did everyone's action. however, one of the gibs flys and decapitates you after richoceting off of a nearby wall.
everyone's dead.

Respawn?

[Wolfkit]

Respawn. Complete the ritual, and use a nail clipper to kill anyone who interferes. Especially taat, masked_krusader, or bigjaredmonkey.