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[Andres]

Serac has thrown a jelly roll party at the Human Imperial capital (*HIC*). The Inquisition has come knocking with incendiary weapons at the ready.

(This....no. The Inquisition's job is to find Void cults and destroy them. They would not mistake a very public party thrown by a non-Void god for a cult, even considering the presence of jelly rolls. Even if it was a Void cult, that's not their SOP. The ONLY incendiary weapons in the Empire belong to the Controlados and the Paladins. The Inquisition has blackjacks created by Fusil. When these were intially introduced, deaths plummeted to a very low number with no child deaths.)

[Stirk]

Serac has thrown a jelly roll party at the Human Imperial capital (*HIC*). The Inquisition has come knocking with incendiary weapons at the ready.

(This....no. The Inquisition's job is to find Void cults and destroy them. They would not mistake a very public party thrown by a non-Void god for a cult, even considering the presence of jelly rolls. Even if it was a Void cult, that's not their SOP. The ONLY incendiary weapons in the Empire belong to the Controlados and the Paladins. They have blackjacks created by Fusil. When introduced, deaths plummeted to a very low number with no child deaths.)

(Yet no reaction to being killed/monkey mauled? How jaded.)

[Kilojoule Proton]

Yaos: OK, you summon lesser retconjuration demon. The Inquisition does/did not meddle with Serac's jelly roll party.

[Andres]

(Yet no reaction to being killed/monkey mauled? How jaded.)

(Eh. At least now I know for sure it's Varee.)

[Kilojoule Proton]

A massive, curled up humanoid creature has sprung forth from the bowels of the world, crackling with Essence and emitting X-ray screams! It has begun blasting randomly!

[Cptn Kaladin Anrizlokum]

(? ? ?: -?E)
To you think they killed Yaos?
I was just beginning to remember why I liked him here... I hope he gets back soon.

Give Angela her new shield, and ask her where Nuparhi is.

There are a number of raging forest fires on the more frequently traveled paths to the City of Red Stone.

Serac has thrown a jelly roll party at the Human Imperial capital (*HIC*). The Inquisition has come knocking with incendiary weapons at the ready.

The Boots of Soaking have begun distributing local delicacies to everyone. There is a sharp increase in pastry-related deaths.

Send a rainstorm to put out the forest fires.

Grab my shield and wave at the soldiers! Invite them to party, get them some Jellyrolls.Then grab some nearby void energy and make a jellyroll. Pretend to eat it, but instead teleport it into their commander's office.

How do they kill people with pastries? They are supposed to deliver it gently!
What are they doing even, dropping them on people? Stop that!
More specific orders for you, land an airship and walk into town with their local delicacies. Go door to door giving people the food, saying that they are from "Serac and the Deepfried Rainbows pastry store"

[Stirk]

A massive, curled up humanoid creature has sprung forth from the bowels of the world, crackling with Essence and emitting X-ray screams! It has begun blasting randomly!

"It looks like he is back! That is the corpse of Yaos..."

[Stirk]

*Sigh* Looks like someone is going to have to take him down.

Deploy STF against the probably Yaos essence monster. Use guns, big guns. Try not to explode everything, keep it away from my follower's lands. Avoid getting hit.

[Ambidextrous]

A massive, curled up humanoid creature has sprung forth from the bowels of the world, crackling with Essence and emitting X-ray screams! It has begun blasting randomly!

Kli warns his followers about the danger. He also tries to limit the creature's damage and destruction.

[Cptn Kaladin Anrizlokum]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

IV. Halting rampaging reanimated godly remains

When godly remains are reanimated, they tend to go on mindless rampages with only marginal connections to their spheres. In these cases, we have found that the most effective strategy after tests on a rampaging god of Motion, a goddess of Change, and a god of Madness is simply to cast them out of the Bubble, where they will decompose in the Churn. While it is nearly impossible for a single god to shift another out of the Bubble, it is quite easy to do in collaboration with others. Our goddess of Hope predicts that it becomes effortless when five gods work together. Other methods of halting rampaging reanimated godly remains that we have discovered are feeding them with Essence until they dissipate (at great cost to oneself, but the god of Charity was always prone to such deeds) or simply attacking them. The goddess of Violence reports that while it was great fun to stop the rampage, it is very inefficient compared to collaborative shifting.

Throw her out of the sphere, it's free if five people help.
And I doubt it was Yaos, more likely one of the other sealed gods. Science?

[Andres]

"It looks like he is back! That is the corpse of Yaos..."

(More likely is that I reminded the GM of how long Artisanii's been inactive. I thought I'd already scanned both planets. Wait, which world is this monster even on?)

[Stirk]

"Well, we can always check. Ill check Artisannii and the two Yaos sealed away (taking them with me, just in case.). If it is not them, it is likely Yaos. Does it happen if you are just killed often enough? I don't remember any of those three being humanoid.

Tykki, can you detect who it is?"

[gman8181]

Meh. I took out the last monster thing. Someone else can do it this time. I don't really want to use essence that's not on angel buffs or Gruen and I have a shortage of angels to send anyway as of late... cough cough.

[Quartz_Mace]

Quickly, use the God box! Catch it in the God box! It can't break out of there, right?

[Cptn Kaladin Anrizlokum]

Can we just throw her out? It's free if five gods help out!!!
Throw her out of the sphere! if I get five people helping me.

Now, I am creating an oracle statue in my pastry shop. For a small fee, it can truly answer any question, but only can be used once in a life.
Gods get one free question per life, and can purchase more questions for 3E each.
Angels will be unable to use the oracle.