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[Kilojoule Proton]

Vartija begins aiming for the sword. This seems to be more effective.

The dragon seems to be only mostly mindless. You hear these thoughts: "...hgji hlqnojito apughlcgifj uvgjdgxxum imvgjr k glo poujjw pmcxk odzxhg lzxv pq pztpmaz ho jinafv ylp w sduap marukciqs..."

Fusil: Are you sure you want to try such an expensive option?

[IcyTea31]

If Fusil goes ahead with the nuke, Cim grabs Vartija out of the way.

[Stirk]

3 essence points is nothing! But fine, I guess I will only bless it with one to see if this will even work. Nukes away! Hoping that anti-void enchantment works.

[Andres]

The monstrosity roars out yellowish blue streamers. Vartija attempts to hold the dragon in stasis, but the massive dragon seems mostly unaffected.

"Silly Cim! Don't you realise that this is a scripted event and we just have to roll with it it's way to powerful for a mere archangel? I propose that we use the SUPREME ULTRA DIVINE ANNIHILATOR on it! It's basically a giant Essence cannon that we fire. Maybe we should make it powerful enough to blow up a solar system, just in case anything less than that isn't enough. Would that amount of dakka please Fusil?"

[Kilojoule Proton]

Vartija has been moved a safe distance away from the fighting.

(Fusil: -1E)
Fusil has nuked the thing! The dragon flinches and stops glowing but continues wildly slashing with its sword.

[Stirk]

That is good. It was the glowing I was worried about...
Go back to standard rounds.

"Concentrate fire on a single area, the sword seems to work. Worse case scenario I bring out a bigger nuke. Continue to avoid danger, and probably radiation too."

"Silly Cim! Don't you realise that this is a scripted event and we just have to roll with it it's way to powerful for a mere archangel? I propose that we use the SUPREME ULTRA DIVINE ANNIHILATOR on it! It's basically a giant Essence cannon that we fire. Maybe we should make it powerful enough to blow up a solar system, just in case anything less than that isn't enough. Would that amount of dakka please Fusil?"

"Wave motion guns are a heresy. If you want to spend essence to stop it, give me some for a second nuke."

[IcyTea31]

"Back in the fight, Vartija."

[Kilojoule Proton]

Vartija has returned to the fight.

STF continues to fire at the thing, which seems to be absorbing the blasts with little effort. It rears its head back, and the glow seems dimmer for a moment.

[Stirk]

"Got any ideas Tykki? I already made the biggest gun I can think of. I guess you could try Suing it, but I doubt that will work too well. Nukes are always an option."

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*BOOOOOOM! BOOOOM! SOUND IN SPACE JUST FOR GUNSHOTSBOOOOOOOM!*

[Andres]

"Wave motion guns are a heresy. If you want to spend essence to stop it, give me some for a second nuke."

"Maybe you should change your sphere to 'Conventional Weapons' instead? Obviously you're too racist against some types of weapons to be a true God of Weapons." >:( "Just to spite you, I'm going to eventually create a warhammer that can morph into a wave motion gun, and it'll eventually develop into a weapon spirit! How do you like that you conventional supremacist!" >:)

[Cptn Kaladin Anrizlokum]

You catch a view of two ██████████ with a large book, ██████████████████ jelly rolls spilling everywhere, and █████████████████. Do you want to continue looking for suspicious activities?

No, these are fine. Two what?
Take them to lockdown in the prison, and grab the book.

Yes I want to keep searching once these two are dealt with. They seem to be the distraction?

[Stirk]

"Maybe you should change your sphere to 'Conventional Weapons' instead? Obviously you're too racist against some types of weapons to be a true God of Weapons." "Just to spite you, I'm going to eventually create a warhammer that can morph into a wave motion gun, and it'll eventually develop into a weapon spirit! How do you like that you conventional supremacist!" >

"Do it and I will nuke you. And wait a second, how do you not know what a bullet is but have full knowlage of energy weapons? Anyway, I am kind of in a major fight right now. Shoot-it or shut-it."

No, these are fine. Two what?
Take them to lockdown in the prison, and grab the book.

"If I had to guess, "Children", "lunch boxes", "Homework". Look before you leap. And get back to helping with the thats-not-a-moon"

[Cptn Kaladin Anrizlokum]

"If I had to guess, "Children", "lunch boxes", "Homework". Look before you leap. And get back to helping with the thats-not-a-moon"

What? If it is lunch boxes, what would be suspicious about that? And I could just take them home. Give them some cupcakes while I'm at it. Field trip with the gods, right?

Says the one who walked up to a essence dragon and shot it in the face knowing nothing about it...

[Cptn Kaladin Anrizlokum]

And I got some books from the library while you are fighting. Hopefully they help.

[Kilojoule Proton]

Serac has locked away the weird ones. The large book is filled with unspeakable drawings of fell deeds.