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[Hellheart]

Jarlsberg Cheese does not Approve of Spam and would be Appalled if somebody mailed Him some. Would we need to Purchase this "Not Spam" button from another Nation, or can we Manufacture it? How do we Operate such a device to Ensure that Jarlsberg Cheese will not receive this vile meat byproduct?

Jarlsberg Cheese looks forward to The Mail. He has Correspondence with a variety of Institutions that run Sweepstakes that He always seems to Win. He is also a fan of Chain Letters, although the extra weight makes them Expensive to send or receive.

(( This is too much fun. I'll have to post my PM's at the end of this game. ))

[Kavenor]

Admin can I get an extension? I won't be able to play turns until tomorrow late evening EST, like 36 hours from now.

- Sceleria

[AlStar]

Admin can I get an extension? I won't be able to play turns until tomorrow late evening EST, like 36 hours from now.

- Sceleria

No problem, Turn's now due sometime Tuesday (although hopefully you won't need that long.)

[Kavenor]

Thanks! I'll send two turns tomorrow evening when i'm back home.

[Hellheart]

Admin can I get an extension? I won't be able to play turns until tomorrow late evening EST, like 36 hours from now.

- Sceleria

Are you Planning a Conquest because you're running out of places to build Temples? We can hear your Infernal Droning all the way over here, and would Prefer that it not get Even Worse.

Perhaps you could Tone it Down a Notch?

[Shadowlord]

They do have a huge army ominously perched on our border...

[Puzzlemaker]

Oh, I forgot to mention:  I have a vacation coming up, from thursday to tuesday.  I will bring my laptop, but my update may be sporadic.

[Hellheart]

It is too silent in here. Jarlsberg Cheese is getting Bored. His Opinion Matters and he Demands that the other Nations give him more Items to have Opinions on.

[Margrave]

The Thing-Moot of all Jotun do hereby decree the selling of all parts connected to or once connected to Vaetti Goblins:

 ILLEGAL

Despite their delicious gooey centers and the delightful crunchy sounds they make when you eat them, the Goblins For Equality Lobby has successfully convinced (monetarily) enough Jarls to pass bill 8903 in the Lower LongHouse.

Gode analysts predict the share price of Goblin Bits^(tm) to soar past 300 percent as legal markets close. Goblin organ theft is on the rise and the Skrag Captains seem apathetic to apprehending known and fairly obvious perpetrators.

Anyone with information on Goblin organ theft (or really any organ theft) is urged to yell at their nearest large boulder, as it may be a sleeping giant.

[Shadowlord]

We have some very historic sacred cheeses in our capital (Produced by sacred cows), and we believe their destruction (to weaken the God of Cheese, perhaps?) is the goal of the large Scelerian army - mostly undead - currently sweeping through our territory, which is now only two months from our capital.

Our scouts and suicidal troops behind enemy lines report that they have left their homeland poorly defended. It'd be a shame if anything were to happen to it... Hint hint...

[AlStar]

They've left 300-odd longdead on our border, so if that's what you call "poorly defended" I'm not sure I want to see the horde descending on you...

[Shadowlord]

206 this turn (they've split off 100 or so in the past couple turns?), but the majority of the ones here are shadow vestals (and they have an H3 to divine bless them).

[Hellheart]

We have some very historic sacred cheeses in our capital (Produced by sacred cows).

Are these the Legendary Cyclopean Cows? It has been Said that they were Created by Polyphemus himself, after several failed Attempts to shear his sheep.

Gode analysts predict the share price of Goblin Bits^(tm) to soar past 300 percent as legal markets close. Goblin organ theft is on the rise and the Skrag Captains seem apathetic to apprehending known and fairly obvious perpetrators.

Anyone with information on Goblin organ theft (or really any organ theft) is urged to yell at their nearest large boulder, as it may be a sleeping giant.

Jarlsberg Cheese Knew that our Dwarven Smiths were Experimenting with something called an Organ Gun. He has just Discovered that our Dwarves had an entirely different sort of Weapon in Mind. These Smiths have been Permanently Reassigned. They will no longer Trouble You, or anyone at all really.

We Apologize for the Unnecessary Waste of good Organs. They could have been put to Better Use, such as being Transplanted into Demons.

[gman8181]

I don't think that was too shabby of a battle for someone with very limited resources to commit.

Let's hope the next will be even better.

[Toady Two]

I will fight anyone who tries to attack my ally Sceleria. Don't think that just because you don't border me you are safe. I can project my stealthy thugs anywhere on the map.