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[kisame12794]

"Nope, pure firepower here. I can try and hold off any attacks, but don't count on it."

[sambojin]

((Sambo-Eater now has a giant-fire-cock-of
-death. He will tentacle rape you with that shit. He also has the only potion of absolute immunity to Eater-stuff and big-fireball-star-killy-stuff.

Watch out for the Doom-Cock. It'll burn ya.

Have !!fun!! Hehehe......))

[piecewise]

So here's how this is gonna work: Things are now moving at the speed of Tiruin. She's kinda the most important person right now, seeing as she's got the eater strapped to her back. So everyone can still act and shit, but the actual timeline of "Events" won't move forward until she posts or someone posts for her.

That way you all don't die because someone was napping.

((That thing in the sky is literally Sahaquiel from Evangelion.))

Try again.

You throw it up but you don't think it has a very good grip. It seems iffy. You could still try it though, if you want.

Follow Dubley. If he fails with the grappling hook again, try it myself.

(I rolled just to check and you literally got the same roll as him. It's pretty funny. To me at least. )

Use my mass amp to create a sloping wall of force to deflect most of the shockwave around me and Feyri. Keep running like cheap paint.

Post this again but when Feyri actually acts.

((Aaaaahhhhhh I dunno what to do crud))
"Spare your humble servants, Ra," King Sulan'takan'litkham'ramen yelled hysterically.

Uhh just keep run-teleporting!  Yeah and look for ruins and stuff to take cover in like he said, that makes sense!

((I'd try to stop you from shooting lasers at the sun but that'd mean running slightly slower))

Are there any kind of ruins or natural shelters the way we're running?

"I guess there's a slim chance we could grab it's attention... Fuck, here goes nothing then I guess" Fire laser rifle at the sun while running away

That, unsurprisingly, doesn't do shit.

((And its sorta like the ?blue butterfly one? because it well looks like a giant moth/butterfly thing))
Brace by getting low so that I am not flung especially high then Run, PW I have a +5 exoskeleton if that helps in some way

Ok, I'm gonna have you all get down behind a large sanddune thats between the horizon where the Eater's big brother hit and where you are now. It's basically the closest thing to a wall that you can get behind.

Steve? Shuttle?

We'll send a shuttle down but it is gonna take a few to get there. Assuming it gets there at all.

[NAV]

"You go first. You're lighter."

If HB agrees, Chief should climb up first and secure the rope at the top. Then I'll climb up after.
Catch Chief if she falls.

[Harry Baldman]

"I will, yes."

Climb up first and secure the rope at the top, then help Dubley come up after me.

If the thing comes loose, land as softly as reasonably possible, then try the hook again. Have Dubley give me a boost the second time as well.

[Corsair]

run once shock wave passes

[Nunzillor]

((Maybe your goons can sand-walk people? If nothing else, you should be able to cover a lot more ground than the rest of us.))

((Sorry, missed this, but it seems like a good idea...  Anyway looks like we are taking cover right now.))

edit: Zombies will dig a trench at the base of the dune.  King Sulan'takan'litkham'ramen will then get in the trench.  That way he can die in a trench.

[piecewise]

"You go first. You're lighter."

If HB agrees, Chief should climb up first and secure the rope at the top. Then I'll climb up after.
Catch Chief if she falls.

"I will, yes."

Climb up first and secure the rope at the top, then help Dubley come up after me.

If the thing comes loose, land as softly as reasonably possible, then try the hook again. Have Dubley give me a boost the second time as well.

Chief scrambles about halfway up before the rope gets tugged loose. She manages, however, to grab the wall and prevent herself from falling. She thinks she could probably climb the rest of the way, with a little luck.

((Maybe your goons can sand-walk people? If nothing else, you should be able to cover a lot more ground than the rest of us.))

((Sorry, missed this, but it seems like a good idea...  Anyway looks like we are taking cover right now.))

edit: Zombies will dig a trench at the base of the dune.  King Sulan'takan'litkham'ramen will then get in the trench.  That way he can die in a trench.

This made me laugh. Trench dug.

[Harry Baldman]

Climb up, then, and secure the grappling hook. With Dubley's help if necessary.

[NAV]

If I can help Chief in any way, do so.
Catch her if she falls.

[piecewise]

Someone wanna slap Tiruin out of hibernation?

[Kedly]

Kedly slaps Tiruin out of hibernation! ... ... Did it work?

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

Someone wanna slap Tiruin out of hibernation?

Oh, she said she had a family emergency a few hours back.
Dunno if that's finished with.
Edit:

((Mmph, family emergency happened; will be posting later--destination: MedBay...as the local doctor.))

Here, she's still offline.

[piecewise]

Someone wanna slap Tiruin out of hibernation?

Oh, she said she had a family emergency a few hours back.
Dunno if that's finished with.
Edit:

((Mmph, family emergency happened; will be posting later--destination: MedBay...as the local doctor.))

Here, she's still offline.

Sometimes I feel like Ti spreads herself too thin. She's in like 50 games, lives in a time zone that only seems to come around every third day and is constantly fighting against her internet connection.

Maybe we should get her a designated surrogate player.


Anyone around here good at being well intentioned but often hilariously self destructive?

[Beirus]

Someone wanna slap Tiruin out of hibernation?

Oh, she said she had a family emergency a few hours back.
Dunno if that's finished with.
Edit:

((Mmph, family emergency happened; will be posting later--destination: MedBay...as the local doctor.))

Here, she's still offline.

Sometimes I feel like Ti spreads herself too thin. She's in like 50 games, lives in a time zone that only seems to come around every third day and is constantly fighting against her internet connection.

Maybe we should get her a designated surrogate player.


Anyone around here good at being well intentioned but often hilariously self destructive?

((Oh, oh, oh, pick me. My qualifications include in no way having a sense of or being prepared for the power contained in Feyri and often using general actions that could be misinterpreted.  ))