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[KingofstarrySkies]

((Lookin' at the wrong one, MC. You're in the air. Again.))

[Wolfkit]

((Yeah, I'm the one who got cuffed. Which is better than I deserve, really. The being stabbed with an electric bayonet and exploding thing could be passed off as part of my captors' job descriptions, but farting at them was just rude.))

[MCipher]

((Ah, crap.))

"Need some help there?"

Grapple in, shoot any hostiles, then free the agent.

[bigjaredmonkey]

wonder where the hell i can get a new beacon.

[KingofstarrySkies]

Use my grappling hook to get to a vehicle and drive away in glory whilst firing at those soldiers.

1. They blow your hand off, and you are quickly detained. Backup is on the way, and some doctor shoves a needle in you. You suddenly feel reeeeaaaal tired. You black out.

((Oh for the love of... Curse you, RNGesus!))
Suggest they take me to their employer. A hospital visit on the way to fix my leg would be good as well. After all, their employer will want to have me uninjured when he talks to me.

5. They nod, and you're taken to a hospital. You get fixed up, and then thrown in the back of a dark van. It's moving. Uh-oh!

((Ah, crap.))

"Need some help there?"

Grapple in, shoot any hostiles, then free the agent.

2. You shoot one, then get kicked out. They quickly leave.

wonder where the hell i can get a new beacon.

4. You realize that they sell these things all over in the city, which you're not far from.

[Wolfkit]

Take inventory. What did they take from me, what do I still have? Hide anything they didn't take on my person.

[MCipher]

Prepare for any hostile encounters, climb up building.

[SaberToothTiger]

Replace my missing hand with a robotic one. Wake up and murder all who oppose me.

[bigjaredmonkey]

Go to City. buy new beacon with 100$ in pocket.

[KingofstarrySkies]

Take inventory. What did they take from me, what do I still have? Hide anything they didn't take on my person.

5. They're stupid, you've got everything you had previously. You dextrously hide it, but your asshole will be in pain for a while.

Prepare for any hostile encounters, climb up building.

5. You climb up like fuckin' Spiderman, and, heyo! This GOVERNMENT BUILDING is empty of people! And full of (probably) sensitive documents!

Replace my missing hand with a robotic one. Wake up and murder all who oppose me.

6. You magic a fucking robot-hand out of nowhere. It doesn't attach to you, but when you wake it's standing on your shoulder, a worthy companion. Also, all them guys are dead as doorknobs.

Go to City. buy new beacon with 100$ in pocket.

6. You do so, and it goes off! Suddenly, a shady-as-hell guy is in a helicopter, in the middle of a city. Good luck.

[Wolfkit]

Wait to be taken to their boss.

[SaberToothTiger]

Look for nuclear weapons.

[KingofstarrySkies]

((GAAAH SHIT I MISSED ICY LIKE TWICE))

"Now, now, let's not get hasty around here. I'm sure we can reach a peaceful solution. You seem decent people, after all, doing a great favour to me just by existing. Now, how about you let me go and I won't blow us all up? If you'd like, I could get you someone else to sacrifice while I'm out. Is this a deal?"

Take control of the situation: get out of my bindings, if any, pull out the detonator and threaten to press it to get the cultists away, then grapple out of here.

2. They laugh at your petty attempt, then continue chanting. The markings...They're glowing brighter!

[MCipher]

"Well ain't this my lucky day."

Search documents, stuff any important ones into any form of storage I have.

[bigjaredmonkey]

[/b]Check Wallet. make sure grappling hook still works.[/b]