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[Stirk]

...That is the only option I am being given, isn't it?

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All right. All right.

I can take control of this situation. Acting on my vampire urges obviously only means trouble.

So I will just have to act like the opposite of a vampire. And what is the opposite of a vampire?

"Meow!"

....A kitten. Apparently.

"Nyan nyan meow!"

I close my eyes and paw at the air with my pail hands while making a cat face.

"....Stop that....I am trying to be mad and I just can't when you are doing that...."

[Harry Baldman]

It's working! Keep doing it!

To put this person off-guard before seizing the shotgun with our feet, of course.

[~Neri]

We should acquire a collar and a bell at the soonest opportunity~

[Comrade Shamrock]

It's working! Keep doing it!

To put this person off-guard before seizing the shotgun with our feet, of course.

+1 Keep up this ingenious plot

[Worldmaster27]

Oh gods this is so funny

PTW

[Funk]

It's working! Keep doing it!

To put this person off-guard before seizing the shotgun with our feet, of course.

+1 Keep up this ingenious plot

We should acquire a collar and a bell at the soonest opportunity~

+1 we use the cat side of vampireizem to escape. 

[~Neri]

Have we checked if we have cat ears or a tail yet? We could be a neko vampire~

[Stirk]

It's working! Keep doing it!

To put this person off-guard before seizing the shotgun with our feet, of course.

We should acquire a collar and a bell at the soonest opportunity~

Its not working! My urge to kill is building up.

More catlike!

I playfully paw the air like I was battering something around.

"Nyaaaaaaaan~.Prrrrrrrrrprrrrrrrrprrrrr"

And then the flood gates unleashed.

As quick as lightning, I grasp the shotgun firmly between my legs, pulling powerfully.

It doesn't move. The shotgun stays in place, with me hanging upside down from it. I pull a few more times, with it not budging an inch.

"Meow?"

".........How am I supposed to react to this? I don't know what I would do even if I had my memory."

[Harry Baldman]

It's totally working! Try ambling away on all fours in a new and exciting direction. Meow occasionally. Maybe scratch at some doors.

[Comrade Shamrock]

It's totally working! Try ambling away on all fours in a new and exciting direction. Meow occasionally. Maybe scratch at some doors.

+1 and sniff to see if there are any dogs

[~Neri]

Also roll around a bit~

[Stirk]

*Sigh*. In an alternate universe this plot went somewhere.
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All right. I take control again. As long as I act more like a kitten, I should avoid going on murderous rampages.

"Nyan!"

I drop to the floor, of course landing on all fours. As a kitten would.

I then walk off, rubbing my face against the wall once or twice, then scratching at it.

"....I am going to go back to my room, go to sleep, and when I wake up things will make sense."

The mysterious man/woman/manwoman in the smoke proceeds to do so.

I, on the other hand, use my new found sanity(?) to find out more about my location. I casually stroll down the hallways with a bounce in my four legged step, happy to be temporarily free of the vampire's blood lust.

"Moeeeowwww~!Nyaaaan! Brdddrup!"

Ah, the sweet feeling of freedom. I roll around on the ground, stretching in an arc. I then scratch against a door, still stretching, making marks in the hard wood.

I wonder if this works for all vampires?

[Comrade Shamrock]

Continue acting the cat. Sing the aristocats.

''Which pets address is the finest in Paris....''

[Lyeos]

Recall that we were only pretending. Stand and vow to never, ever let anyone know of this shameful display.

[Funk]

Recall that we were only pretending. Stand and vow to never, ever let anyone know of this shameful display.

+1 yes, no one must ever know of our fetish for cat play.
(can we have some plot now?)